Joke for a good day.

[delboy381]

One joke on our account. The grandson asked the grandfather what would you prefer to get Alzheimer's or Parkinson's, says the grandfather Parkinson, the grandson asks why the grandfather?

Grandpa responds better to spill a few drops of brandy than not knowing where I left it.

[kaypeeoh]

A guy needed sink fixed, plumber handed him an estimate of $400/hour. Guy said, "Jeez, I'm a doctor and I don't make $400/hr. " Plumber replied, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."