The NHS has now mobilised new forces - a stand must be made to hold them off.
Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we mu... - Couch to 5K
Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.
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What ???
The daily quote. Tomorrow's goes out a day early to show I'm ready for all the NHS can throw at me.
Doodle1Graduate
Why ???
dozzer19Graduate
The daily quote. This is tomorrow's to indicate to the enemy that I'm fully prepared for all they can throw at me.
ju-ju-Graduate
Are you related to Plod5k??
Doodle1Graduate
Makes sense now.....sort of. Glad you are fully prepared.
dozzer19Graduate
Hmm. An ally - could be useful. (An ally that is, not an alley.)
runningnotwalkingGraduate
A 5k PB with the aid of Hogwarts Wizzardry doesn't count I'm afraid.
For Dark Days ahead I find a Head Lamp very useful, although you could try running in daylight.
On the subject of Three Letter Acronyms - the "NHS" in NHS Choices, stands for None Harmed Seriously
The NHS' have adopted a number of spells of their own in pursuit of their evil aims of "improving your health"
Some of their "spells" can be found below:
Alohomora - a willingness to say hello to anyone you see when out running, they may also be afflicted
Crucio - very important, the act of not stretching - aka "Inflicts unbearable pain on the recipient of the curse"
Densaugeo - sometimes the S is replaced with a Z, can be found posting on HU
Descendo - for every up hill....
Engorgio - the inexplicable urge to eat more than the contents of the fridge after a particularly long run
Expelliarmus - the act of emptying the nostrils onto the nearest arm, whilst maintaining a good running pace
Expulso - see above, arms optional
Impedimenta - finding that tree branch all too late whilst running at night (see Dark Days)
Impervius - runners who fail to obey Alohomora
Incendio - a sensation found in the legs - see Crucio
Legilimens - long object at the end of which resides a running shoe, usual found in pairs
Legiliwomens - see above, female
Reducio - frequently found side-effect amongst followers of the "NHS" agenda
Riddikulus - see original post
heeeheeeheeehee 
Here goes against the foul fiendish foes.
I'll watch out for them/use them against all evil.
Absolutely loved this RNB & have scanned the rest of the posts to date. Our Dozzer is not related to Mr Plod, he just has a unique sense of humour & judging by these post, it's not as unique as all that. Wish I could join in but you all leave me standing but I am laughing.
Bazza1234Graduate
Did you forget to take your medication this morning????
spoonierunningGraduate
I shall stand with you during the dark times that are ahead. What week and run has the evil NHS thrown at you in it's attempts to thwart you? Stand firm against your foe and know that you can plough through. Battle though each week the mighty NHS sends and know its evil might can be defeated, you will stand victorious.
High Master Maxillofacial left me with double vision back in January leaving me captured by double vision trying not to to fall in front of parked and moving cars. Thus W8R2 was reduced to W4R3 but progress was still made against Czar Pinkie at S&F and an ongoing battle is being held there through the W6 onwards section. Some days I take a battering, some my magnificence shines through.
I think you may need to go out for a run. It certainly helps to make you feel you can face most things the day ahead may have in store for you.
runningnotwalkingGraduate
Be assured Dozzer that there are many battle-hardened "Graduates" here at HU headquarters. With determination and a little cunning, the dark days will soon be a thing of folklore. I'd invest in that head lamp though...
Yes, the days of direct battle with the evil NHS will draw to a close, but vigilance will ever used to keep them beyond the borders of doz and all needing protection.
kickibroGraduate
I hope u have a good run x
dozzer19Graduate
Powers boots are on.
I have been out and defeated the scouts, it's up to you now to defeat the battle line while they are in disarray, they don't know you are come. Good luck, the gods be with you.
Some informants in baby buggies may have spotted me just now but maybe my speed caught them unawares.
poppypugGraduate
The baby buggies ! Abort mission and return to HQ, I REPEAT , Abort mission and return to HQ 
