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Billy goats gruff

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Well the trolls are out from under their bridges aren't they? Strange what some people find as entertaining.

For what it's worth I think the NHS is a great source of knowledge but then so is this forum. I also quite like fruit but I guess everything in moderation.

Hope everyone is well and enjoying, in whatever way you prefer, this lovely bank holiday weekend.

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Dulux

I'm off out to score some fruit 🍉.

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Identity75 in reply to Dulux

You be careful. Those street dealers seem to be plugging their contraband in all sorts of places.

See if you can get a pineapple 🍍

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Dulux in reply to Identity75

Some maniac came up and tried to push some marmite on me, I won't commit to class A yeast extract, that's serious time if you get caught.

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Identity75 in reply to Dulux

Crieky. It's a dangerous place out there. I once ate a salted pretzel by mistake, thought it was a misshapen doughnut.

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Dulux in reply to Identity75

That's a rookie error, you should know your bread products sir 😁😁

Maybe they are better shoved somewhere, as our learned chum advised??🤣🤣😳

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lottie1964 in reply to Dulux

baked, peeled or what ?

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7265sunlower in reply to lottie1964

Smashed

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lottie1964 in reply to Identity75

do they make pretzels that big ? bet it was a doughnut or was it ???

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Paulio in reply to Dulux

lmao. VERY funny! I nearly spat out the mouthful of grapes \i was eating...

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liverdiseaseOK in reply to Paulio

It was Eve pedalling apples that set the whole liver disease thing going.

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lottie1964 in reply to liverdiseaseOK

Adam drove her to it (AHmen to that!)

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liverdiseaseOK in reply to lottie1964

Before that she was addicted to bananas.

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lottie1964 in reply to liverdiseaseOK

now it makes sense, when was the last time you saw a banana cake ? in a shop I mean to buy, not on a date or anything - boom, boom !!

though some people's taste on here is orangeinal

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Dulux in reply to lottie1964

I actually run a cake shop that sells only banana cake.....

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Identity75 in reply to Dulux

Love a bit of banana cake but carrot cake is where it's at. Definitely at least one of your 5 a day.

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Dulux in reply to Identity75

The frosting has to be just right, hate it when it's too sweet.

I had a Jaffa cake today, I got in mouth whole which impressed my daughter but not the wife, oh well!

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lottie1964 in reply to Dulux

uh huh and let me guess the shop is made of gingerbread

have another Jaffa cake

Dulux profile image
Dulux in reply to lottie1964

That's the fairytale life I lead!

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7265sunlower in reply to lottie1964

Yeh. And she made strongbow. With it

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7265sunlower in reply to lottie1964

Yeh and. She made strongbow. With it

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lottie1964 in reply to Paulio

don't waste them don't you know there is due to be a world shortage as the rumour is they make haribos out of them

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Dulux in reply to lottie1964

You can't hurt us with your scare mongering....

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lottie1964 in reply to Dulux

but I have a dastardly plan to turn the world to marmite !!!!! boo to all haribo lovers marmite and snickers rule !!!

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Dulux in reply to lottie1964

Snickers pah, they will always be Marathon!

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lottie1964 in reply to Dulux

marathon/snickers, a rose by any other name ...............

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Identity75 in reply to lottie1964

Okay this needs bringing to a close so I'll have the final word.

Best jelly sweet: Haribo

Best chocolate bar: bournville

Best cake: carrot

Best crisps: walkers mix em ups - hot

Best takeaway: curry

Best healthy snack: poached eggs on chilli asparagus

Best judger of food: me

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lottie1964 in reply to Identity75

glad to see there is nothing wrong in a gracious surrender, Salute!

Identity75 profile image
Identity75 in reply to lottie1964

I don't remember surrendering???

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lottie1964 in reply to Dulux

scandalous and a slur on marmite lovers everywhere, hang your head in shame, what is the world coming to tsk, tsk

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Millie09

Words fail me ... 😩. 🍇🍌🍏🍐🍒🥑🥝 😁

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Gaynorlowson

Lol 😂

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Geffy22

Best convo Ive read in a while, salut to you all, grape juice all round on me xo

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Identity75 in reply to Geffy22

Of course it is all liver health related. All food spoken about during this thread are tried and tested on actual liver disease patients.

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lottie1964 in reply to Identity75

I drank a whole carton of mango juice yesterday, be honest am I beyond saving?

Identity75 profile image
Identity75 in reply to lottie1964

Never say never but you're on a dark and dangerous path

Dulux profile image
Dulux in reply to Identity75

A whole carton.......that's the spirit, straight from the carton leaving the fridge door ajar as you chug your little heart out.

lottie1964 profile image
lottie1964 in reply to Dulux

sadly that it not the spirit or the chardonnay boom boom !

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lottie1964

Call me Dorothy x

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Identity75 in reply to lottie1964

Hi Dorothy.

Call me Tracy but only on the weekends. Lol

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