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[Identity75]

Well the trolls are out from under their bridges aren't they? Strange what some people find as entertaining.

For what it's worth I think the NHS is a great source of knowledge but then so is this forum. I also quite like fruit but I guess everything in moderation.

Hope everyone is well and enjoying, in whatever way you prefer, this lovely bank holiday weekend.

[Dulux]

I'm off out to score some fruit 🍉.

[Identity75 in reply to Dulux]

You be careful. Those street dealers seem to be plugging their contraband in all sorts of places.

See if you can get a pineapple 🍍

[Dulux in reply to Identity75]

Some maniac came up and tried to push some marmite on me, I won't commit to class A yeast extract, that's serious time if you get caught.

[Identity75 in reply to Dulux]

Crieky. It's a dangerous place out there. I once ate a salted pretzel by mistake, thought it was a misshapen doughnut.

[Dulux in reply to Identity75]

That's a rookie error, you should know your bread products sir 😁😁

Maybe they are better shoved somewhere, as our learned chum advised??🤣🤣😳

[lottie1964 in reply to Dulux]

baked, peeled or what ?

[7265sunlower in reply to lottie1964]

Smashed

[lottie1964 in reply to Identity75]

do they make pretzels that big ? bet it was a doughnut or was it ???

[Paulio in reply to Dulux]

lmao. VERY funny! I nearly spat out the mouthful of grapes \i was eating...

[liverdiseaseOK in reply to Paulio]

It was Eve pedalling apples that set the whole liver disease thing going.

[lottie1964 in reply to liverdiseaseOK]

Adam drove her to it (AHmen to that!)

[liverdiseaseOK in reply to lottie1964]

Before that she was addicted to bananas.

[lottie1964 in reply to liverdiseaseOK]

now it makes sense, when was the last time you saw a banana cake ? in a shop I mean to buy, not on a date or anything - boom, boom !!

though some people's taste on here is orangeinal

[Dulux in reply to lottie1964]

I actually run a cake shop that sells only banana cake.....

[Identity75 in reply to Dulux]

Love a bit of banana cake but carrot cake is where it's at. Definitely at least one of your 5 a day.

[Dulux in reply to Identity75]

The frosting has to be just right, hate it when it's too sweet.

I had a Jaffa cake today, I got in mouth whole which impressed my daughter but not the wife, oh well!

[lottie1964 in reply to Dulux]

uh huh and let me guess the shop is made of gingerbread

have another Jaffa cake

[Dulux in reply to lottie1964]

That's the fairytale life I lead!

[7265sunlower in reply to lottie1964]

Yeh. And she made strongbow. With it

[7265sunlower in reply to lottie1964]

Yeh and. She made strongbow. With it

[lottie1964 in reply to Paulio]

don't waste them don't you know there is due to be a world shortage as the rumour is they make haribos out of them

[Dulux in reply to lottie1964]

You can't hurt us with your scare mongering....

[lottie1964 in reply to Dulux]

but I have a dastardly plan to turn the world to marmite !!!!! boo to all haribo lovers marmite and snickers rule !!!

[Dulux in reply to lottie1964]

Snickers pah, they will always be Marathon!

[lottie1964 in reply to Dulux]

marathon/snickers, a rose by any other name ...............

[Identity75 in reply to lottie1964]

Okay this needs bringing to a close so I'll have the final word.

Best jelly sweet: Haribo

Best chocolate bar: bournville

Best cake: carrot

Best crisps: walkers mix em ups - hot

Best takeaway: curry

Best healthy snack: poached eggs on chilli asparagus

Best judger of food: me

[lottie1964 in reply to Identity75]

glad to see there is nothing wrong in a gracious surrender, Salute!

[Identity75 in reply to lottie1964]

I don't remember surrendering???

[lottie1964 in reply to Dulux]

scandalous and a slur on marmite lovers everywhere, hang your head in shame, what is the world coming to tsk, tsk

[Millie09]

Words fail me ... 😩. 🍇🍌🍏🍐🍒🥑🥝 😁

[Gaynorlowson]

Lol 😂

[Geffy22]

Best convo Ive read in a while, salut to you all, grape juice all round on me xo

[Identity75 in reply to Geffy22]

Of course it is all liver health related. All food spoken about during this thread are tried and tested on actual liver disease patients.

[lottie1964 in reply to Identity75]

I drank a whole carton of mango juice yesterday, be honest am I beyond saving?

[Identity75 in reply to lottie1964]

Never say never but you're on a dark and dangerous path

[Dulux in reply to Identity75]

A whole carton.......that's the spirit, straight from the carton leaving the fridge door ajar as you chug your little heart out.

[lottie1964 in reply to Dulux]

sadly that it not the spirit or the chardonnay boom boom !

[lottie1964]

Call me Dorothy x

[Identity75 in reply to lottie1964]

Hi Dorothy.

Call me Tracy but only on the weekends. Lol