You will be in stitches with this one...........be warned!

........ A frog goes into a bank and approaches the girl at the counter.He can see from her name badge that her name is Patricia Whack.

..........''Miss Whack ,I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday.''

...........Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

...........The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger,his dad is Mick Jagger,and that it's okay,he knows the bank manager.

............Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

............The frog says,''Sure.I have this,''and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,about an inch tall,bright pink and perfectly formed.

...........Very confused,Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

............She finds the manager and says,''There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow£30,000,and he wants to use this as collateral.''

............She holds up the tiny pink elephant.''I mean,what in the world is this?''

............The manager looks back at her and says.

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....''It's a knickknack ,Patty Whack.

......Give the frog a loan,

.......His old man's a Rolling Stone.''

(You're singing it,aren't you? Yeah I know you are..))

Never take life too seriously!

Come on now,you grinned,...........I know you did.

Richard

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33 Replies

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  • Nice one grinning from ear to ear:D

  • Croaking from one side to the other

  • Crazy as a frog,,wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hahahhahahahahha :)

  • Oh croaky,croaky ,croaky!

  • That's funny hehe

  • That got you Croakin!

  • Grinning from ear to ear..... LOL

  • Croaking from one to the other

  • Oh god, you heard me singing? sorry couldn't help myself :D nice one King :D xxx

  • I thought you were the perfect CROAKER,sounded nice

  • ye jest, there isn't a bucket in the world that could carry my voice :D xx

  • love it, and I was singing too!

  • Makes you Croak.doesn't it?

  • Good one

  • That was a reak CROAKER

  • ROFL :D

  • Right On Frogs Lips???????????????

  • I've just had a big spoon of my daily tonic can't wait for tomorrows. xx

  • Frog will pour you your daily tonic.CROAK(promise)

  • I'm laughing like a frog! croak! croak! :D XXX

  • He went croakedy croakedy croakedy croak

  • Brilliant !!

  • A big big Croaky shine.

  • Grinning and singing, guilty as charged lol

  • You will be up before the CROAK in the morning

  • Hehe. Keep 'em coming ! :)

  • I will keep on CROAKING for all my dear friends

  • Brilliant you made my day thank you

  • I'll CROAK to that.

  • hi good one King

    hubby and I had a good laugh.

    jan

  • What a CROAKER Eh.

  • I tried to sing it but I had a frog in my throat

  • Got you all CROAKED up

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