A 'BUNNY' EASTER--------Something for all the familly to share---------young to HealthUnlockders.Hee HEE

.........................................Let one of you be the BUNNY master!

JOKES

WHY DOES THE EASTER BUNNY HAVE A SHINY NOSE?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.

IS IT TRUE THAT BUNNIES HAVE GOOD EYESIGHT?

Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses,do you?

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CRAZZY BUNNY AND A COUNTERFEIT BANKNOTE?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

WHY DID THE EASTER EGG HIDE?

He was a little chicken!

WHY DID A FELLOW RABBIT SAY THAT THE EASTER BUNNY WAS SELF-CENTERED?

Because he was ego- centric!

WHY IS THE EASTER BUNNY THE LUCKIEST ANIMAL IN THE WORLD?

It has four rabbits' feet

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A BUNNY WITH AN ONION?

A bunion.

WHAT DID THE BUNNY WANT TO DO WHEN HE GREW UP?

Join the Hare Force.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BUNNY WITH A LARGE BRAIN

Egghead!

WHAT DOES A BUNNY USE WHEN IT GOES SWIMMING?

A hare-net.

HOW DO YOU MAKE A RABBIT STEW?

Make it wait for three hours!

WHAT DID THE GREY RABBIT SAY TO THE BLUE RABBIT

Cheer up!

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU POUR HOT WATER DOWN A RABBIT HOLE?

A hot cross bunny.

HOW DO YOU POST A BUNNY?

Hare mail.

HOW DOES THE EASTER BUNNY SAY HAPPY EASTER?

Happy Easter

I have tried to keep the BUNNY quiz quite simple in order for Health Unlockders to enjoy it as

I know the children will know the answers.KOTC

Enjoy your Easter

Richard

BREATHE EASY= FRIENDSHIP

Don't be like a Bunny down a hole,bolt off to your local Breathe Easy group for an eggstravaganza.

You can join for free.Details from the British Lung Foundation, 03000 030 555 10am-6pm Mon- Fri

Whilst you are on the phone why not join the BLF at the same time?

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  • Haha they are great,I'll save them for when the grandkids get here! Thanks KingOTC, I hope you have a hoppy weekend!! ;) :D XXX

  • Very good KOTC you have done it again. :-D

    What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

    Bugs Bunny!

    polly xx

  • Happy Easter, KOTC xxx Annie80

  • Thanks KOTC just what i needed Happy Easter & keep em coming :)

  • If rabbits feet were lucky they would still be on a rabbit.

  • It's the way you tell um ;-). Happy Easter

  • Familly all coming for lunch to-day will type them out and quiz them. Another good laugh from the king.

  • Happy Easter King

    fancy thinking the healthunlockers are educationly bad, mind you i did know the answers. they were very good buuny questions

    jan

  • mr bunny and i loved the bugs bunny one !!!

    big bunny smile!

    just the laugh we needed after getting used to newly installed home oxy and nebs in our little burrow over easter! hugs bunny x

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