I think I'm becoming invisible,
I recognize all the signs.
My skin has now become so thin
I can almost see inside.
So seek out the advantages.
That's what I always do.
Like when I do my weekly shop
I'll no longer have to queue.
I won't be done for speeding,
No police would ever dare
To say he stopped a motorcar
And found there's no one there.
There is of course a drawback..
I can hardly bare to tell.
They won't know if I've past away
Until I start to smell.
(Who said that I always did anyway?πΏ)
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Brilliant Mr.D....first giggle of the day! U are so funny I do look forward to your rhymes.
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Itβs your encouragement that keeps them coming. π
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That made me laugh Don. Thank you. Xxxxx
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Hidden in reply to sassy59 6 years ago I enjoy making you laugh. ππ
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Really brightened my morning Don. I think we can all identify with that poem as we get older and our skin thins.
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Hidden in reply to Pantani 6 years ago Iβm glad of that and it is a really bright morning too here. π I think itβs the steroids that do most of the damage. I also have to use some ointments that have the same effect.
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Pantani in reply to Hidden 6 years ago As for the effects of steroids I am always dissapointed that a course doesn't give me a body like Arnold Schwartsanager.πͺ
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Hidden in reply to Pantani 6 years ago Would you remember what to do with it? π
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Pantani in reply to Hidden 6 years ago I guess it would me more for show than blow as my mum would say.π₯
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Hidden 6 years ago
Oh lovely, yes I am a papery ghost of myself. The vistors in the 600 year old building where I guide must think that I am some of the timeless energy that fills it. I certainly scare some of them!
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 6 years ago
Good, livenβem up a bit eh? π
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 6 years ago
Spookeeeeee!
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Thank you that made me laugh on a crappy day!! X
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Hidden in reply to Burs 6 years ago Excellent, hope your crappy day improved. π
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Burs in reply to Hidden 6 years ago It got much better after laughing at your rhyme thank you x
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Hysterical Don
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Hidden in reply to O2Trees 6 years ago Calmn down dear. π€£
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O2Trees in reply to Hidden 6 years ago Not calmed up, love (as my daughter used to say when she was a toddler!)
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Aww Mr D love this .. β€οΈ.. think Iβve read this to everyone that Iβve came across today .. so funny .. your so talented! Huge hugs xx
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Nice one, thanks πΉππΉ
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Brilliant. What a mind you have.
K xx
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Teetering on the brink would you say? π₯Ίππ
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Lovely to be livened up a bit or lot!x
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Hidden 6 years ago
Spring is in the air this morning πx
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Skin Stealer - Poem by Shel Silverstein
This evening I unzipped my skin
And carefully unscrewed my head,
Exactly as I always do
When I prepare myself for bed.
And while I slept a coo-coo came
As naked as could be
And put on the skin
And screwed on the head
That once belonged to me.
Now wearing my feet
He runs through the street
In a most disgraceful way.
Doin' things and sayin' things
I'd never do or say,
Ticklin' the children
And kickin' the men
And Dancin' the ladies away.
So if he makes your bright eyes cry
Or makes your poor head spin,
That scoundrel you see
Is not really me
He's the coo-coo
Who's wearing my skin
Sorry master Po your post got under my skin(in a nice sort of way) and i itched to reply xx
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Hidden 6 years ago
Now that's my kind of poetry, I'm glad you scratched your itch Grasshopper, thank you. πxx
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Oh Don you did make me really laugh out loud that was so funny, as usual, but this one did tickle me. Keep them coming xxxπ
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Good one Don. It's seeing those tiniest of veins makes you think you can almost see the blood moving. Love your sense of humour.
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πππbrilliant as always. Thank you
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Oh god that was so funny, I know exactly what you mean though x x ππ
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Actually made me giggle. Very good.
P.
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very good thank you xxx
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