Blackpool ( A little joke)

[Johnem]

I once thought about retiring by the sea and went to Blackpool for a couple of days to check it out.

Trust me, never again. On a casual stroll out along the seafront, I happened to stumble upon a bloke and a woman having an enormous shouting match which descended into violence - the woman was smacking the guy around the head and the guy was belting the woman. Next thing a copper turns up, but instead of trying to calm things down he starts clouting the guy with his truncheon. Then, cutting a long story short the guy wrestles the truncheon from the copper and starts belting his Mrs AND the copper with it.

Just to cap it all off this crocodile turns up and nicks all the sausages!!

[pegbl]

😂😂😂xx

[sassy59]

That made me laugh out loud Johnem. Xxx 🤣😂🤣

[Patsy164]

Very good 😂😂

[Candyred]

Very good 😂😂

[2greys]

That's the way to do it! It's all to do with the Punch line delivery

[Johnem in reply to 2greys]

Do you do the squeaky voice?

[2greys in reply to Johnem]

Not anymore, a quick spray of WD40 sorted that out

[Whitch]

I was slow on this one but got there in the end - ha-ha

[Hacienda]

Have seen this before , still , made me have a Good Belly laugh, Just like that policeman on the Front. Ha Ha . xxxx

[Penny326]

Doh! 😆

[Aingeful]

Even though you had written "joke" I read the first few lines and was ready to have a go at you ! I live in Blackpool and love it!.As I read on,I realised what you were doing. Blame the fact that I've just got up!

[Izb1]

🤣🤣🤣

[Margaret_craft]

Very funny Johnem. 😂 x

[Whitechinchilla]

Sounds like a Specsavers advert. 😂😂😂😂😂

[Hidden]

Oh ha ha ha you know what when I went to Blackpool I was walking along the seafront reading the plaques on the floor very amusing some of them but suddenly realised there was no where to put my fag out i disn't want to drop irlt on the floor I'm no litter bug so headed towards the sea to find a bin when all of a sudden I heard get out of the f........ . Way you f .......bitch 2 cyclists going he'll bent for leather whizzed past me I didn't hear or see them coming gave me a nice gestured hand signal and off they rode so after spending a couple of days there I could of quite believed your story 😀

[Hidden]

Damm phone spelling everything wrong

[SquirrelsHolt]

Got me again! The old jokes are always the best!!

[Hidden]

I just read this out to my SO, who just happens to come from - yes, you guessed - Blackpool! I read it exactly as it should be read, and he was completely taken-in by it. Magic! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[Jollj]

A golden oldie but still worth a chuckle 😃😃

[Hidden]

And they say it's online games that make our youth so violent 😁

[Maddix]

LOL