Saved what I think is the funniest till today. I have a disturbing feeling I won't be laughing at the end of the Wales England game. Fear England are too big and strong for our delicate Welshmen-but you never know. Anyway -----
A Yorkshireman with piles asks his local chemist, "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, of course -Magnum or Cornetto?"