Oh The Joy Of Fat Little Dogs And Naughty Kittens...

Whenever Eilis is being particularly foul we hiss 'Dog Pound' at her...she excelled herself today though...

There was I, at the table cutting out fabric for an appliqué wall-hanging...totally absorbed in what I was doing...when I heard a funny noise.

Eilis was tramping about on the keyboard of my laptop...she weighs a ton you know...she's grossly fat actually, though the Vet said she was simply 'plump'...plump my eye.

I screamed at her...she had to turn round first naturally...banging her horrid little feets across the letters as she managed to get herself back on the settee where she plonked herself down and looked at me defiantly...

It was a 'What you going to do about it' sort of a look.

Heaven alone knows what she managed to do...couldn't get Google...e-mail had completely disappeared...there was just a huge reminder across the screen to upload...download?...Windows whatever that we've tried and loathed...

Deep breath...switched it all off and started again.

Back to the table to find Murphy happily chewing one of the flowers I'd cut out of Liberty fabric...that's horrendously expensive and I only have scraps of it...

He was holding it steady with his paw while he gnawed the edges...