A reporter is interviewing a woman celebrating her 100th birthday.
'And to what do you attribute your marvellous old age?' Asks the reporter. 'I believe in moderation in all things,' says the old lady. 'I eat moderately, and drink moderately and so remain in perfect health.' 'But I understand you've often been bedridden,' says the reporter. 'Well, of course I have,' says the old lady. 'But don't put that in your newspaper.'