It was almost a none sleep night just could not get off, brain as thinking of all sorts just would not shut down, and when I did get off, I was dreaming I was awake, I am sure some of you have had those nights. Anyway the important thing is I woke up so thats always a bonus fellow smilers
Some employees bought a present for their boss for his birthday and it was a box gentle wrapped in brown paper. Before opening he shook it slightly and noticed a wet patch in the corner, so he touched the wet and licked his finger and said "Its some wine isn't it"
The staff said "No"
So the boss did it again and sucked his finger and said "Its a bottle of scotch"
Again the staff said "No"
This went on for a while and in the end the boss gave up and said "Alright I give up what is it "
And the workers all replied "Its a puppy"
A lady friend of mine you has light coloured hair (not a blonde) ordered a pizza and the man said did she want it cut into six or twelve pieces.
Six pieces please she said as I will never eat 12 pieces.
Weather here is dark and dry at the moment with strong winds still, right time for me to prepare the veg etc as its Sunday the day the girls come up for their roast. Keep smiling now as remember ever month is a smile month. xxx Fred