British Lung Foundation

Getting to the bottom of it!

A man goes to his GP because he is very constipated. His Doctor gives him some pessaries and tells him "Go home and put these in your back passage, then come and see me next week."

The man goes home and then realises that he doesn't have a back passage - but he has a front porch - so he puts them in his front porch!

A week later the man returns to the Doctors. "How did it go?" Asked the GP. " Absolutely useless" came the reply "for all the good they did, I might as well have stuck them up my A***".

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ha ha,, second smile this morning,, jimmy :)

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love it

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Hahaha, good one Nikkers. x

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Good one - come to think of it, I haven't a back passage!!

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Ouch! That must be painful? lol

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Oh that's a good one.

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Got the giggles now.

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lol lovely thank you xx

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Dear Nikker,s What a misunderstanding. That man was a postman, of course! Hahaha!

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