One for the ladies

[eightyplus]

For The Ladies.

My husband came home with a tube of

KY jelly and said, "This will make

you happy tonight"

He was right. When he went out of

the bedroom, I squirted it all over

the doorknobs. He couldn't get back

in.

***

A couple is lying in bed. The man

says, "I am going to make you the

happiest woman in the world"

The woman says, "I'll miss you"

***

Q: What do you call an intelligent,

good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumour

***

He said "since I first laid eyes on

you, I've wanted to make love to you

really badly"

She said "well, you've succeeded"

***

Q: What's the difference between a

boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes

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Hi eightyplus, My daughter would love these. Not so sure re my husband. we will see. Really appreciate the humour posts. KatieJJ

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Short & sweet jokes and very funny. X Sonia x

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Loved those thanks x

[megannell]

" Hahaha Soooooo Funny. Loved them..Hahaha..

[grannybell]

Very good.

[billl]

loved these jokes . x x

[mustcarryon]

Haven't laughed so much for ages. Better than any medicine.

[Towse1950]

These are good tickled my sense of humour! Thank you.

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Really enjoyed that.......thanks....hahaha

[huffy]

Enjoyed those. Made me giggle. My husband didn't laugh so much!

[undine]

lol very good thank you xx

[helingmic]

Facts of life,lol!

[qbjb]

[Plumbob]

80+ Love your wicked sense of humour

[coughleigh]

Keep on with the jokes please.nothing like a good laugh

[tinamg]

thanks for the jokes.