One for the ladies

For The Ladies.

My husband came home with a tube of

KY jelly and said, "This will make

you happy tonight"

He was right. When he went out of

the bedroom, I squirted it all over

the doorknobs. He couldn't get back



A couple is lying in bed. The man

says, "I am going to make you the

happiest woman in the world"

The woman says, "I'll miss you"


Q: What do you call an intelligent,

good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumour


He said "since I first laid eyes on

you, I've wanted to make love to you

really badly"

She said "well, you've succeeded"


Q: What's the difference between a

boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes

16 Replies

Hi eightyplus, My daughter would love these. Not so sure re my husband. we will see. Really appreciate the humour posts. KatieJJ

Short & sweet jokes and very funny. X Sonia x

Loved those thanks :) x

" Hahaha Soooooo Funny. Loved them..Hahaha..:)

Very good.

loved these jokes . x x

Haven't laughed so much for ages. Better than any medicine.

These are good tickled my sense of humour! Thank you.

Really enjoyed that.......thanks....hahaha

Enjoyed those. Made me giggle. My husband didn't laugh so much!

lol very good thank you xx

Facts of life,lol!

:D :D :D

80+ Love your wicked sense of humour :D :D :D

Keep on with the jokes please.nothing like a good laugh

thanks for the jokes.

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