For The Ladies.
My husband came home with a tube of
KY jelly and said, "This will make
you happy tonight"
He was right. When he went out of
the bedroom, I squirted it all over
the doorknobs. He couldn't get back
A couple is lying in bed. The man
says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you"
Q: What do you call an intelligent,
good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
He said "since I first laid eyes on
you, I've wanted to make love to you
She said "well, you've succeeded"
Q: What's the difference between a
boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes