Weekend Wit - Enjoy

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”

The fatheranswers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases.

In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm.

In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit.

After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks.

“Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?”

The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also.

In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks.

“Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

12 Replies

oldestnewest
  • Nearly choked on my coffee! :D

  • :-D :-D

    polly xx

  • Lol, that's a cracker, I love it. xx

  • Absolutely love it - will be sending it on to my sister - in - law .

  • Ha ha ha ha ha love it xx

  • lol love it thank you xx

  • Haa haa naughty Bob!-.-!

  • Just checking my hubby's willy,hang on,yep have to agree with that analysis !.

  • You are wicked Jeanielee !!!!! That's right below the belt (LOL)

  • Yep thats what kind my boobs are below the belt lol

  • Ha Ha Ha Oh dear what about the 60's 70's 80's?

  • Will let you know when I get there Suzy !!! but prunes spring to mind !!!!!

You may also like...