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Paddy's At It Again

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!'

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'

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hee hee hee. Very good! I can just imagine that happening.

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That is a good one, very funny and cute. ha ha ha!

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Love it dustbunny. Irish logic!!

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Good morning I have just got up feeling really down after a bad night to read your joke has really cheered me up thank you paddy keep them coming

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lol excellent thank you xx

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Thanks! I'll post some more! Always need more laughs!

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Typical Paddy - good laugh though keep them coming

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I'm Irish, it seems you're a typical cunt.

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reported for swearing

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So it's ok to offend an entire ethnicity with stereotypical 'jokes' but when one retaliates with profanity that's reported! Fkin outrageous hypocrisy!

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You should just have reported it as I did, instead of responding with equally offensive post!

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A. Great joke Dustbunny ;-)

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Love it . I love Irish humour it's so dry. Must be the Irish in me!

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here's one Old lady goes into her sons bedroom Sunday morning and tells him its time to get up to go to church 'Not going don't like it and they don't like me so there, his mother said i'll tell you why there is two reasons for you to get up one your 59 years of age and two your the vicar

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the irish humour beats the lot, brilliant:)

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