Quotes from actual Church Bulletin Boards

(1) The ladies bible study will be held on Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the fellowship hall after the B.S. is done.

(2) For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

(3) The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

(4) The Pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth into Joy".

(5) Next Sunday Mrs Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The Pastor will then speak on "Its a terrible experience".

(6) The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and can be seen in the Church basement on Friday evening.

6 Replies

  • Nice one huggs, take care

  • Brilliant Huggs. X

  • Lovely one,still having a laugh! xxx

  • Haha good one xxx

  • ha, ha very good thank you xx

  • they are good. yes, I knew them, but they live on well into the next century, even the ladies!!! Thanks hugs

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