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The dogs all had a party

They came from near and far.

Some dogs came by taxi

And some dogs came by car.

Each dog signed his name

Upon a special book

And each dog hung his Backside

Upon a special hook.

One dog was not invited,

And this aroused his ire.

He stormed into the party

And loudly shouted "FIRE!"

In the scene that followed,

The dogs forgot to look

And grabbed just any Backside

From off of any hook.

And that is why when dogs roam

On land or sea or foam,

They sniff each others' Backside s,

To try and find their own!

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Lurcherman

It's all true hee hee

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scrobbitty

Doubly loved it because I laughed and didn't cough my head off when I did. :)

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Suzy6

Great. Can't stop laughing. Hubby wants to know why.

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pergola1

Good, I laughed at that!

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Toci

Wonderful!!! :) :) :)

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Mavary

That was brilliant. Very funny. Xx

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Titchyj

Loved it

Jan

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ptliverpool

I've always wondered why they do that He He :)

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Lurcherman in reply to ptliverpool

Perhaps that's why my three dogs are always washing theirs, in case they've got to hand it in!!!

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casper99

Hahaha, well funny Lurcherman. x

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WestWalesPaul

Arf arf!!

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bobbyr

Made me and the wife laugh out loud.

brilliant and please keep them coming.

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Daxiemad

Oh brilliant, did you write this??

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Lurcherman in reply to Daxiemad

No I found it browsing on the net ages ago ;-((

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undine

lol thank you xx

ha ha ha, I've heard a version of this before lurcherman. brilliant.

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poppyval

Loved it Lurcherman, had to print it out and let the family see what I was laughing at. Cheryl

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Impy-87

Very good

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Impy-87

Very good

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dido53

That was good Lurcherman.

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