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Santa enters a curtain shop. He announces to the salesperson

. '' I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.''

The salesperson assure him that they had along selection of green curtains

and shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally ,he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesperson asked what size curtains he requires.

Santa replies ''Fifteen inches.''

''Fifteen inches'' explodes the salesperson

''That sounds a very small amount what room are they for.?''

Santa says that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.

The extremely surprised salesperson replies,'' But sir, computers do not have curtains.''

Santa says.'' Hellllooooooooo........I've got windows.

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~~ SING

I wish it could be Christmas everyday......

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~~It's a cracker

What did the Eskimos sing when they got their Xmas dinner?

''Whalemeat again , don't know where, don't know when

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