........................Today I have spent most of the day in bed..
I began to feel a little compassionate towards my wife, you know what it's like fellows when you are just lying there with a nice hot cup of tea the mind tends to start getting into overdrive.
And so I started to think what I could do to help the wife dispel any disturbing noises while I am watching TV in bed.
A few months ago we had laminate flooring laid. I thought the noise of the mop bucket dragging across the floor
the swishing of the string mop slopping water everywhere, the hissing of the boiling kettle preparing water to put in the bucket, and when I go to the toilet there won't be any ''didn't you know the floors wet?.'' Of course I knew ,I heard it all the way through, I'm not stupid !
And so I have been very kind to her and agreed that she can order one of those new fangled so called steam mops,powered by electricity.
It should be a lot quieter for her to use when I am tucked up in a nice warm bed.
I hope she will be very pleased know that I will not be disturbed in bed.