~~~~~~~~~~TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE TODAY~ ACTUALLY THERE IS NO CHARGE

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The First Headache

God said ''Go down into the valley''

''What's a valley? ''asked Adam and God explained it to him.

Then God said ''Cross the river.''

''What's a river?'' asked Adam and God explained it to him.

Then God told Adam, ''On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave,''

''What's a cave?'' asked Adam, and God explained that to him.

''In the cave you will find a woman,'' said God.

''What's a woman ?'' asked Adam

So God explained that to him and said,'' I want you to reproduce.''

''How do I do that?'' asked Adam So God explained'

So off went Adam down into the valley across the river and over the hill

and into the cave and found a woman

Five minutes later he was back

God said angrily, ''What is it now?''

And Adam said ''What's a headache/

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~GIRL ON A PLANE.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said

''Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation

with your fellow passenger.''

The little girl who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger,

''What would you like to talk about?''

''Oh I don't know,'' said the atheist. ''How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?'' as he smiled smugly.

''Okay'' she said ''Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first..

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff-grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?''.

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girls intelligence, thinks about it and says

''Hmmm I have no Idea.'' to which the little girl replies,

''Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell or life after death

when you don't know poo ?''

And then went back to reading her book

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KOTC .

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  • Love it

  • Kids can always make us laugh Judith

  • Yes me too! What a clever wee girl! M

  • Very,very smart, it wasn't you Mocarey as a kid ,was it?

  • hhahahahahahahah very good thanks

  • Have you got a headache? mahunamoon

  • Noooooooooo since when do dragons get a headache lol

  • You tell me if you know!!!!

  • Oh yes KOTC. The ability to give a smartass answer just at the right time. Shame I don't have that ability, not until about half an hour too late. I'll be laughing at these all day/

  • It gets me into trouble sometimes poemsgalore, particularly from the wife.Ouch.

  • Brilliant loved them both KOTC :) Janexx

  • Two for one can't be bad Jane

  • I am def going to retire Well your majesty . Berwick.

  • Would you like a Knighthood Berwick?

  • No thanks not my scene

  • You were titled through the ranks ,weren't you?

  • that's a big NO.What I got was what I worked for and bloody hard work

  • Didn't we all !

  • lol pmsl , humour @ its best , thanx

  • Thank you glesgajohn

  • Hilarious king. Thank you. :-) :-) Alison

  • Cheers Alison keep smiling

  • Great, Just trying to tell them right to my friend,!! always forget the punch line.X

  • Keep trying junespoon.

  • Don't know about forgetting the punch line , I forget the joke most of the time! I do enjoy them though. Long may the King (& Berwick) reign as the bearers of our fun and laughter.

    :)

  • and all the rest of the funny posters on here

  • To right.

  • Very funny yet again. I never remember jokes when I have been told them.

  • Shall I try ventriloquism for you Mavary

  • I don't think I could hear that.

  • Have you heard it yet.I've given you a little time

  • very good thanks xx

  • Cheap at half of twice the price undine.

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