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Quick wit............................THE PUNK

............................................THE PUNK

I was on the bus going in to Nottingham when a young punker gets on. He's got spiked multi-coloured hair that's green ,purple ,and orange. His clothes are tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he's without shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewellery and his earrings are big, bright feathers. He sits down on the only vacant seat ,directly across from me. I couldn't help but stare at him for the next twenty minutes.

Finally the punk gets self conscious and very rudely barks at me ''What are you looking at you old fart......didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?'' Well I mean...!

Without missing a beat, I said to the punk, ''Yeah .Back when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk in Singapore one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son''

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Oooh! That was a good one, King. Loved it.

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A nice little story annieseed

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Hope thats not a true story King lol :d

Bev x

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Well Bev,I joined the Navy to see the world, but actually I stayed home.

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Brilliant :-)

polly xx

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Keep up the funnies :)

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All ready on their way ptliverpool

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Must be in the jeans! ;)

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Ooooooooooooooooh!

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Hmm ..... " You can be young ONCE but an Idiot ALL YOUR LIFE " I once said that to a teennager who was getting above himself - I think it registered ! ...... .........

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Was it me you said it to Vittorio? Hee HEE

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Hi ! - I doubt it - it was in Rome - in 1978 - these Romans are a funny lot !- he nearly ran me over with his motorbike - I'me sure he thought he was another Charlton Heston doing the Chariot race bit from " BEN HUR " !!

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