I was on the bus going in to Nottingham when a young punker gets on. He's got spiked multi-coloured hair that's green ,purple ,and orange. His clothes are tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he's without shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewellery and his earrings are big, bright feathers. He sits down on the only vacant seat ,directly across from me. I couldn't help but stare at him for the next twenty minutes.
Finally the punk gets self conscious and very rudely barks at me ''What are you looking at you old fart......didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?'' Well I mean...!
Without missing a beat, I said to the punk, ''Yeah .Back when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk in Singapore one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son''
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