..................................A few titters
A boy asks his granny, ''Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?''
Granny replies,'' **** the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?''
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Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks ''Dad what's love juice?''
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
Dad says, ''So what were you watching?''
Billy says, ''Wimbledon''
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AND FINALLY
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast,
they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
HEE HEE HA HA HO HO that's a good one .No, OUCH, that hurts , stop it
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