A few titters.....KOTC

[KingoftheCocktails]

..................................A few titters

A boy asks his granny, ''Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?''

Granny replies,'' **** the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?''

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Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees

Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks ''Dad what's love juice?''

Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.

Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.

Dad says, ''So what were you watching?''

Billy says, ''Wimbledon''

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AND FINALLY

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast,

they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

HEE HEE HA HA HO HO that's a good one .No, OUCH, that hurts , stop it

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[scrobbitty]

Aha - that would explain the dragon in the bathroom then xx

[Hidden in reply to scrobbitty]

scrobbitty I'm shocked..................lol

[scrobbitty in reply to Hidden]

hahahaha xx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

slade, nothing that scrobbity does shocks me anymore

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[scrobbitty in reply to KingoftheCocktails]

Pfft - I am innocent of most charges LOL xx

[Hidden]

Very good, they all made me laugh, yes even the camera one....................

Peta.

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

The camera one was the best one -- husband says it fits me!! I dontcare SMILEY

[libby7827]

Great Richard, thank you. Here's to the great, the original and the one and only KOTC.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to libby7827]

You are lovely

[Hidden]

I thought there was an old lady in my bathroom til I realised I was looking in the mirror! xx

[libby7827 in reply to Hidden]

I try not to look anymore but if i catch a glimpse by accident my mum's there! Except she was about 15 years older when she looked like me! Ughhhh!

[jabber in reply to libby7827]

I'm the same Libby. I never believed people who said I looked like my mum - but now, every time I catch myself in the mirror, there she is!

[phillips1]

Three crackers Richard. Great stuff.

Bobby

[Hidden]

nice ones Richard

Graeme

[dall05]

Saved the best one for last eh' King. But surely technology hasn't moved on that far.

[Hidden]

You are getting very bold, wifey must be out. xxxx

[KingoftheCocktails]

Anything I post about my wife is the truth the whole truth and. OUCH STOP.I thought you were still in the garden! 999!!!!!!

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