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What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life,

or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend,

my wife and I listened to the instructor declare,

'It is essential that husbands and wives know the

things that are important to each other"

He then addressed the men.

Can you name your wife's favourite flower?'

I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently and whispered,

'Self-raising, isn't it?'

And thus began my life of celibacy..........

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scrobbitty

That's because the answer should have been plain, Bobby - really you shoulda known that one :D :D

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Decor

Very good

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Is4bell4

lol @ Self Raising. :0)

Is that better than Viagra?

xx Ros xx

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phillips1 in reply to Is4bell4

Trust you Ros. I hadn't even thought of that. Anyway, Cialis is better, it lasts for 24 hours.

Love from Bobby xxx

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Is4bell4

Grinning here @ 24 hours.

Hmm you will need to buy her flowers.

Try the Poppy, red - pleasure

xx R xx

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phillips1 in reply to Is4bell4

He he. After buying Cialis at £38 for four I ain't got no money for flowers. lol

Bobby xxx

What do you do with cialis - does it like chalk soil, and does it last all year without too much attention. Annieseed xxx

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phillips1

It hink it is a bi-annual Annie ROFL

Bobby xxxx

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caroleoctober

No it's like an evening primrose, comes out when the sun goes down ;-) Keep smiling

Carole x

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phillips1 in reply to caroleoctober

Behave! Bad girl. lol

Love from Bobby xxx

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undine

ha,ha,ha,ha lol very good thank you x

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