............................................Farmer at the Cinema
A dear old farmer decided to give himself a treat and visit the cinema in his local town.
He didn't want to leave Chuck ,his favorite old rooster,behind on the farm so off they went together on his tractor.
At the cinema he approached the ticket booth to buy his ticket.On seeing the rooster the cashier informed him that he was not allowed to take the rooster inside the cinema.
The farmer was upset about this and went outside.Not wanting to go back to the farm ,he decided to go round the corner and he stuffed Chuck down his overalls,then he returned to the booth ,bought a ticket,and entered the cinema.
He sat down next to two old Grandmas named Ethel and Sillywitch.
The movie started and the rooster began to squirm............
The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.
''What?'' said Ethel
''I think the guy next to me is a you know!''
''What makes you think so Sillywitch?'' asked Ethel
''He has his thing out'' whispered Sillywitch
''Well don't worry about it ,''said Ethel
''At our age we have seen 'em all''
''I thought so to said'' said Sillywitch,
But this one is
EATIN' MY POPCORN...!''
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