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One for KOTC

Be careful where you sit :)

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. ... The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. .

The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this...when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.

She sat down under a sign that said, ‘The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.

But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!' .... I just lost it!

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Thank you, thank you, thank you .... that was a marvellous and successful testing platform for the Tena Lady's.....


Cracker jd, think kings got a rival for position of site Jester :)


It certainly is a ROFLOL sort - and I wasn't expecting the punchline.... still giggling even now..... teeheehee


That's the best laugh i've had in ages. (and I shouldn't cause it makes me cough! :)


Funny, I loved it x x


That's hilarious!!!!!!

I hope it doesn't get deleted for possibly offending pregnant visitors.



LOL x x x


Who's the tena lady?


Oh ....errr......mmmm


Don't worry - they worked!


I am surprised she didn't just drop there and then.


:) :) :)

keep on keeping 'em coming ..



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