2 cats with heart conditions

[Goosebumps]

Apologies to the original poster who related this story, I have stolen it and modified it.

So two cats, one English and one French have got heart conditions. The English cat called One Two Three has an arrhythmia . The French cat called Un Deux Trois has had a stent. The cardiac rehabilitation team have decided that it would be good for them if they both started swimming. So they go to the pool and they both leap in (as cats do!). One Two Three paddles furiously and is doing quite well but Un Deux Trois cat sank.

And the BAFTA for best joke goes to…..

Transporter1

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[Czech_Mate]

Dentist this afternoon so thanks for cheering me up.

[Valentina98]

Oh dear 😂😂

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Hello

Yes the Bafta definitely goes to Transporter1

I think we need a petition to bring him back seems more liked his jokes than disliked them

Thank you though it was an awful joke but made me laugh x

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Ha ha ha have only just got it ! { not the brightest bulb shining }

[JeremiahObadiah]

In similar vein-the French and British navy had to merge due to financial constraints. Due to language differences a clear signal was needed for emergencies.

The signal decided upon was …

A l’eau, c’est l’heure.

( if at first you don’t get it, try saying it out loud)

[Yumz199725]

😂😂😂😂