The first two weeks of 2021 have been harder than many of last year. So as "laughter is the best medicine" lets have your jokes.
Here's my starter:
I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.
I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the ginger beef!
I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down .And there it was ..A peeking duck!!
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Michael Iβm relieved that ended how it did as Iβm currently sitting patiently waiting for my once a month chinese carry out delivery (no duck!)...π
Funnily enough, in my younger years which wasn't too long ago, I dabbled and used to sniff coke. Had to stop cos of the pain, the ice cubes kept getting stuck up my nostrils. π
So Canadians got it all wrong! I mean, they had the opportunity to have American technology, British culture and French cuisine, but went with American culture, British cuisine and French technology!
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