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A Tap on the Shoulder!!!! Have a laugh.

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A tap on the shoulder

Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.

The driver screamed,lost control of the cab,nearly hit a bus,drove up over the kerb and stopped just in inches from a large plate window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab.Then the shaking driver said''Are you OK? I'm so sorry but you scared the daylights out of me.''

The badly shaken passenger apologised to the driver and said, ''I didn't realise that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly.''

The driver replied ''No,no.I'm the one who is sorry,it's entirely my fault.Today is my very first day driving a cab.I've been driving a hearse for 25 years.''

Richard

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Dorlock

Tke care with taxi drivers in Salford, got that thanks for the tip ;-)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toDorlock

Try CAB a laugh

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dall05

'Spooky' that one King but blinkin funny. Ha Ha Ha

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KingoftheCocktails in reply todall05

Lay down a CAB

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MrsShimmy

hahahaaaa!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toMrsShimmy

Book silly CAB

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pollyjj

Woooooooooooooo :-D

polly xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply topollyjj

Woooooooooosh you away CAB

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Puffthemagicdragon

A ghost in the machine ? :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toPuffthemagicdragon

Ghost Buster CAB

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hufferpuffer

Having a massive coughing fit LOL!!! :) :D ;)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tohufferpuffer

Fit for a CAB

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Lynne1955

I don't know where you et them from, but keep them coming!

Lynne xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toLynne1955

Phone a funny CAB we are not far away

Ha ha ha xx

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Cat in ghost CAB meooooooooooooooooooow

in reply toKingoftheCocktails

purrrrrrrrrrr x

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hamletvv

Hysterical - I shall never be able to pass a hearse again without looking closely.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tohamletvv

Look in on me CAB

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katieoxo60

Oh so funny

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tokatieoxo60

Funny along CAB

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KingoftheCocktails

Michael Angelo CAB

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thatcham1939

wonderful, a good laugh, reminded me of laying patients out and suddenly they sat up

jan

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tothatcham1939

OoooooooooooooooooooooH weird. HA HA CAB

in reply tothatcham1939

arrrrrrrrrrrrgh

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