What if ??????

What if I had a bottle of fruity wine a day, would that be one of my five a day???? So then what if I had 5 bottles of fruity wine a day ?????? Is that all I need, Hick!!!!!?????

[Huffnpuffer]

Like your style,Gillyj !

[Hidden]

I'll let you know if it works.

[jackie50]

if it works let us all know, but hey after five we may not care ...lol

[tanyamarie]

have a bottle or two for me................I may just have a glass of baileys now the little uns are in bed..................

[amagran]

nice one hahahahha

[Hidden]

I can tell you are smiling that's got to be a good thing x

[sesh123]

sounds perfect to me

[medow]

can pear drops and pineapple cubes ( sweets from the past ) be part of our 5 a day also ?

[zaney]

Sounds good to me .

[valm]

Ha ha x

[Hidden]

I used to work with young people on a sexual health project and some of them asked if flavoured condoms could be part of their 5 a day. ;P

[antz in reply to Hidden]

and ????

[Hidden]

Well, its personal preference really, flavoured condom or a plate of cabbage.

[Hidden]

So with a sherbet lemon, a pear drop, a flavoured condom, a bottle of fruity wine and some apple cider I have it covered?

[Hidden]

Just about, glad you dropped the cabbage though.

[Gordon57 in reply to Hidden]

That was Crackerjack wasn't it...?

youtube.com/watch?v=GktZgeO...(Not working as expected?)

[Hidden]

oh I pay homage to you witty one, Love your sense of humour Gordon, I always think of things when it's to late.