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I'm going to a wedding.

My nephews getting wed.

Neither have their fathers,

So it's Uncle Don instead.

I'll be at top table,

With the bride and groom.

There'll be another 'Best Man'

If I leave him room.

No doubt I'll hear the comments,

"Who is that at the head?"

"I do believe it's Uncle Don,

I thought that he was dead!"

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Patk1 profile image
Patk1

🀣😁..your way with words,Don! I'm very glad Yr still here, brightening up all our lives with Yr wit & humour πŸ’žxxx

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sassy59

You are still here Don and we’re all pleased about that. Great rhyme too xxxxπŸ’‹

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Greenthorn

I acted as "Father" for a close female Jamaican friend coming up to 5 years ago. In my speech i broke the ice asking "How many are questioning whether I'm her real father"?

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Nula2β€’ in reply toGreenthorn

🀣🀣xxx

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helenlw7

So glad you’re still here with your wit and wisdom.

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knitter

the old ones are the best …poems I am talking about .

The punchline gets me every time …made me laugh out loud and that takes some doing .

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dunnellon

I'm with knitter! Had to laugh out loud at the end!

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HungryHufflepuff

that did make me laugh, but I’m so glad you’re still here (and entertaining us with your great poems)

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸˆ

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djbctla

Far from dead Don, u are soo funny, enjoy the wedding as the special guest of honour.

BERNARDINE πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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Izb1

I really don't know how you do this Don and am so glad you are still here, you always make me laugh x

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leo60

Loud and proud! xx

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Alberta56

May you still be here for your great nephews' weddings. πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ””πŸ””πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

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Nula2

🀣🀣. Brilliant poem and I wasn't expecting that punch line!!🀣xx

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Germantara

Ha ha ha that's very good enjoyed that poem

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