I'm going to a wedding.
My nephews getting wed.
Neither have their fathers,
So it's Uncle Don instead.
I'll be at top table,
With the bride and groom.
There'll be another 'Best Man'
If I leave him room.
No doubt I'll hear the comments,
"Who is that at the head?"
"I do believe it's Uncle Don,
I thought that he was dead!"
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π€£π..your way with words,Don! I'm very glad Yr still here, brightening up all our lives with Yr wit & humour πxxx
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You are still here Don and weβre all pleased about that. Great rhyme too xxxxπ
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I acted as "Father" for a close female Jamaican friend coming up to 5 years ago. In my speech i broke the ice asking "How many are questioning whether I'm her real father"?
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So glad youβre still here with your wit and wisdom.
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the old ones are the best β¦poems I am talking about .
The punchline gets me every time β¦made me laugh out loud and that takes some doing .
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I'm with knitter! Had to laugh out loud at the end!
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that did make me laugh, but Iβm so glad youβre still here (and entertaining us with your great poems)
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Far from dead Don, u are soo funny, enjoy the wedding as the special guest of honour.
BERNARDINE π₯°π₯°
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I really don't know how you do this Don and am so glad you are still here, you always make me laugh x
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Loud and proud! xx
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May you still be here for your great nephews' weddings. πππππππ
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π€£π€£. Brilliant poem and I wasn't expecting that punch line!!π€£xx
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Ha ha ha that's very good enjoyed that poem
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