sad news : unfortunately I have broke... - Lung Conditions C...

Lung Conditions Community Forum

51,896 members62,698 posts

sad news

soulboy118 profile image
78 Replies

unfortunately I have broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine.She found out I was seeing claire Lee and that was the end of that, on the bright side though I can see claire lee now Lorraine has gone .

78 Replies
O2Trees profile image
O2Trees

Seriously?? "Sadly" you were dumped because you were two timing your girlfriend - then are we meant to be happy for you that you can now see the other one? A bit of honesty in the first place might have helped. Well done Lorraine!

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to O2Trees

Jimmy cliff , I can see clearly now , 1970s record

O2Trees profile image
O2Trees in reply to soulboy118

OMG - oops. I have no sense of humour. Sorry soulboy - i thought it was odd as you didnt seem to be like that. I obviously need a joke trigger warning !! 🤣

CarolMcl profile image
CarolMcl in reply to O2Trees

That makes 2 of us, I was just about to send a reply when I noticed what sassy59 wrote. 🤣😅

O2Trees profile image
O2Trees in reply to CarolMcl

🤣🤣🤣

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to CarolMcl

Thank God for sassy eh ,lol

CarolMcl profile image
CarolMcl in reply to soulboy118

Oh yes 😃. Once I read her reply I must admit I found it very funny. We all need a good laugh, free therapy 🤣😅

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to O2Trees

It's fine honestly , I can sometimes be clumsy with my humour, you have a good day .

O2Trees profile image
O2Trees in reply to soulboy118

I should have realised but I was already in fighting mode on an entirely different off-forum issue. Now I think about it, I seem to remember having heard it before. Thanks for your reply Dave, and take care. :) :)

Pipswhips profile image
Pipswhips in reply to soulboy118

It what you call a dry sense of humour

Maricopa profile image
Maricopa in reply to soulboy118

Lololol. In the 70’s I was in high school and three of us friends would say if that song played on the radio before 8 am we’d skip school that day. Well years later one of the friends had finally told us she was calling our local radio station requesting it be played before her school day began. 🤣🤣😂😂😂😅

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to Maricopa

Clever girl lol

NailedShutAtJust45 profile image
NailedShutAtJust45 in reply to soulboy118

I was just stumped by why you would put that on here as it was so odd, so got that there was a joke or hidden meaning in there somewhere and not serious. My brain was thinking did his pet dog or cat called Lorraine vanish and now he got Another dog/ cat he's called Claire Lee? Or is he talking about cakes? And means Sarah Lee? Or has he just lost his mind and is in the midst of having a mental breakdown/midlife crisis. That I wasn't convinced of. Thought it most probably humour I wasn't seeing Claire Lee ..... Oops ...... Clearly! 😂😉

Kristicats profile image
Kristicats in reply to O2Trees

🤣😂🤣

sassy59 profile image
sassy59

Phew! I get it now Dave but I was very nearly cross with you then. “I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone.”

Good song. Xxx👍😂😂😂

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to sassy59

You should know me better Carole lol

sassy59 profile image
sassy59 in reply to soulboy118

Yes I did wonder. Xxx👍😂

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to sassy59

I'm old school Carole, always a gentleman and I always try and put a smile on apple's faces x ,perhaps I should have given an explanation that it was a play on words relating to a early 70s song but that would have ruined the joke , I assumed most people would instantly get the famous song 🙄 xHope yourself and Pete are both doing well

Take care

Dave x

sassy59 profile image
sassy59 in reply to soulboy118

I must admit I was confused as to why you would say Claire Lee? I’m a bit slow on a Monday and too hot, that’s my excuse anyway.😂Great joke but not everyone would get it. I understand that. Good to have a laugh so thank you.

We’re doing ok thanks and hope you’re keeping well too.

Take care,

Carole xxxx👍

Bingo88 profile image
Bingo88 in reply to sassy59

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Stratos20 profile image
Stratos20

Good one SB. Made me laugh 😂

CarolMcl profile image
CarolMcl

Oh I was so going to let rip at you, thank you sassy59 lol 🤣

pepparuby1 profile image
pepparuby1

Well… at first I wondered why you’d post such personal stuff that put you in a bad light only to read replies that … uh it’s a song 😂

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to pepparuby1

Play on words Kate lol

Nula2 profile image
Nula2

Brilliant! 😂will have that song in my head all day now!! xxx

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to Nula2

Great song nula as was his other hits

Nula2 profile image
Nula2 in reply to soulboy118

ooo early 70's. I was in my twenties and Cockney Rebel, Eagles, Culture Club and sooo many more were among my favourites.....

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to Nula2

I was in my teens then

madonbrew profile image
madonbrew

😂😂😂

Oreopepper profile image
Oreopepper

Hahaha, good one !

cofdrop-UK profile image
cofdrop-UK

🤣🤣🤣 xx

HollyBoyd profile image
HollyBoyd

Very clever, nearly taken in by it!! You would never two time a girl soulboy??? 😀

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to HollyBoyd

Nope

leo60 profile image
leo60

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

corriena profile image
corriena

Lol

Sgt_Pepper profile image
Sgt_Pepper

Great song.....crap joke!

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to Sgt_Pepper

Cant please everyone ,which wasnt my intention

ElsaC profile image
ElsaC

😂

Eastend555 profile image
Eastend555

Mate your a dickhead

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to Eastend555

Takes one to know one

Eastend555 profile image
Eastend555 in reply to soulboy118

LMAO

Cloudancer profile image
Cloudancer

Oops really don't understand this thread at all...,

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to Cloudancer

That's fine it's just a play on words

Brikel profile image
Brikel

Old but still good Made me think of my youth and all the Motown classics 4 tops Jimmy Ruffin etc.

Thanks for the reminder Dave

JetJet profile image
JetJet

Blimey, that caused a flurry of responses!!! I love that song but it was the Hot House Flowers cover that I love. A lot of memories. Poor Lorraine!

Biofreak profile image
Biofreak

Lol 🤣😂. I got it on the last line but then I thought to myself "he's got it wrong...it should be I can see clearly now the rain has gone! And then I thought no it's a play on words. Then I thought of Peter Kay and his sketch about misheard song lyrics which is hilarious. 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to Biofreak

Lol I've seen that really funny , mind you we all got lyrics wrong years ago

Biofreak profile image
Biofreak in reply to soulboy118

Yes like in We Are Family.... just let me staple the vicar.

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to Biofreak

Sister sledge , perfect example, my daughter used to say about Paul youngs hit when ever you go away , you take a piece of meat with you ( instead of piece of me) lol , I still dont let her forget that or that she used to always cry to bright eyes .

Tykelady profile image
Tykelady

Just for a few seconds I was going to blast you out of the water but then I was seeing clearly.

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to Tykelady

It's nice when things are seen clearly lol

watergazer profile image
watergazer

🤣😂

Otto11 profile image
Otto11

🤣🤣

Inonge1 profile image
Inonge1

Very funny after explaining 🤣🤣

jacic64 profile image
jacic64

Hahaha wish there was a 'groan' button!

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to jacic64

You just pressed it ,😁

Walkwalkwalk profile image
Walkwalkwalk

👌😂

teddyd profile image
teddyd

🤣🤣🤣

ostiad profile image
ostiad

🤣🤣

Sara_2611 profile image
Sara_2611

Whilst I also apologise for my comment as I'm only in possession on your reason for your break up & none of us in possession of anything underlying that may have also contributed (which in all fairness to you haven't volunteered for your personal reasons & not obliged to) I nevertheless feel my comment has to be said

From your comment I in my own mind am of the opinion of you are what is known is a Two Timing Road in the Grass given you entitle your comment sad news & start it with Unfortunately..... & ending with Now I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine is gone also in my personal opinion of you again just going off your comment is that you are very toxic & get no sympathy from me & don't deserve to have another woman in your life & if an event happens that gives Claire Lee reason to end it between yourselves I'm sure you would be devastated & it is also my opinion that the tables will be well & truly turned (to be clear I'm jot wishing that in you)

BTW in case you aren't familiar with the phrase Two timing toad in the grass the definition is on Google (emphasis on 2 timing) to deceive someone you are having a relationship with by having a secret relationship with someone else at the same time which is what you have done

From other comments you've made about various things /people you've struck me as a really nice person but now I've seen this my opinion of you has changed.

From whatever events took place for the break up I'm sure she didn't make the first move to break it up first on the surface if it I feel sorry for Lorraine & find you cruel & mean (&my comments are also based on my own experience when I did the same thing so I feel my comments are only slightly justified)

Never theless despite my views I'd like to continue to continue communicating with you like my fellow members of the forum are doing on your posts

I would also like to apologise to the Administrators for my outburst like that&fir using any language that may go against the rules of posting or if my entire comment breaks the rules of posting. I would understand if you saw fit to edit, remove my comment or if you see fit even ban me which as admins you're perfectly within your rights - but when I read what he out & the way he put it I saw red & which caused me to write my comment in that way because I'm so angry with him

CarolMcl profile image
CarolMcl in reply to Sara_2611

I maybe missing something here but it was made very clear at the beginning that this was a play on words not a confession. Now if it was an actual event then I would be 100% behind your views and would add a few myself but it was a joke and as others have pointed out, a misinterpretation of words from a song

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to CarolMcl

We all had fun with song lyrics from our youth , thank you for seeing this mc .

CarolMcl profile image
CarolMcl in reply to soulboy118

I've picked up some weird lyrics in my head, thankfully with some of them I was way off mark 😁🤣

Sara_2611 profile image
Sara_2611 in reply to CarolMcl

To be fair that may be but I just read it & gave my opinions based around my experiences as I said in my comment & to be fair not around other people's comments

Thanks very much for the repky

CarolMcl profile image
CarolMcl in reply to Sara_2611

Your very welcome

Sara_2611 profile image
Sara_2611 in reply to CarolMcl

Ok

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to Sara_2611

No problem sara

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to Sara_2611

Sara, none of it true, it's a play on words from a famous British hit record from the early 1970s by an artist named Jimmy cliff, I can see clearly now , firstly I'm not a two time anx would never put such private information openly on any internet site, I apologise for the confusion I may have worded the joke better but to do so would have list the essence of the joke

Sara_2611 profile image
Sara_2611 in reply to soulboy118

To be fair I know of the song but don't know the lyrics

I know you wouldn't put any personal details as I know it breaks the rules but in fairness I commented based around what I saw on the surface of what I read & personal own Experience

I did in the first sentence. apologise for comments so if you're offended then of course I apologise so that it's fair

I can only re iterate I just clicked on the title & commented based on my first initial reading

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to Sara_2611

Tha5s fine Sara ws all have done thr same , read something and not quite got the true message

Sara_2611 profile image
Sara_2611 in reply to soulboy118

Ok

Kate124 profile image
Kate124

Surely people got this lol.

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to Kate124

Seemingly not but most did lol

Walkwalkwalk profile image
Walkwalkwalk

Now that Lorraine has arrived in Bristol the garden is awash in joy. As you continue to see Claire Lee it will be interesting to see what value Lorraine brought to you. We welcome her by the bucketful.

Grace

Nicholatracy profile image
Nicholatracy

That is hilarious. Didn’t Johnny Nash sing it 🐞

soulboy118 profile image
soulboy118 in reply to Nicholatracy

Yup

Aingeful profile image
Aingeful

😀😀😀

Kristicats profile image
Kristicats

😂🤣🙃

You may also like...