(To be sung to the Frank Sinatra song "That's Life" )
That's life (that's life)
You know we breathe all day,
Puffed out in April,
Blown out in May,
But I know I’m gonna change that tune
If I can only get to June.
I said that’s life (that’s life)
That’s how people breathe,
Deep breath in ----
Hold - and relieve,
But I don’t let it get me down
Just keep breathing
Till I make no sound.
I’ve been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a King
If I keep breathing I can do anything
But one thing I know
When I’m flat on my face
They’ll cart me away
No more breath I can take
That’s life (that’s life)
Don’t I just know it
If I can’t breathe in
Then I’m gonna blow it
So with one deep breath and a sigh
(deep sigh)
Let’s hit Xmas, let’s hit Easter
And July!
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Wonderful Greenthorn and a lovely trubute to Don.
We may sing along quietly due to being challenged in the lung department but it will be sung with feeling for our forum Bard.
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Thanks - it came to me 'cos I had been recalling the Danish musician and comedian, Victor Borges, coming on stage and then blowing out cigarette smoke, telling the audience that he felt rather tired ... and then explaining that he'd been breathing ALL day!
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Know that feeling!
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🤣 love it!
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Hidden 2 years ago
Strewth! Thank you 😀
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A small gesture to your commitment to this site. So many of us warm to read your verses.
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Like the tribute and clever lyrics but it's a bit gloomy for me and would have prefered Always Look on the Bright side of Life sung by Eric Idle.🙃x
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ostiad in reply to Hidden 2 years ago A GREAT BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY Don. Wishing you all the very best ❤ June
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Looking mighty spiffy in that suit Don!
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Hope you had a lovely birthday . Belated Birthday wishes to you heres a belated hug.
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Thanks Kate, it's on Sunday, the system fired the cannons off a bit too soon, I'm still 89.😂 (I'll keep the hug if you don't mind.😉)
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It's a crescendo of mounting accolades. Gawd knows what will happen on Sunday - the site may explode!
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Well Don nice to have early responses, my freind is 80 on Friday we are going for lunch in a taxi to local pub on Saturday as neither of us is AI fit but try to enjoy the things we can still do. Hope you have a lovely day on Sunday , You can keep my hug with a X too. I like always look on the bright side of life .
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Brilliant! Thank you so much. He will be thrilled.Xxx
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Well he said "Strewth", haha.
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That is a wonderful tribute to our Bard, Pity he can't hear me 'trying 'to sing along to the tune!!! 😅
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I'm sure he'd be delighted. If everyone sang out of tune it might miraculously sound ok!
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That's a wonderful tribute to the Shakespeare of the lung buddies, he will love it. Thank you so much. Have a good night and take care 😊 Bernadette and Jack 🐕 xxxxxx
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Thanks Bernadette and Jack. Don sure has an endearing reputation!
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Ah that's just lovley I did try to sing along im so glad nobody can hear 👂 ☺ 😌
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You should duet with HollyBoyd !
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That is brilliant . Can we look forward to more.
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Don't hold your breath Jaybird! I guess it's where and when the muse takes me, but I will note your interest. 😃
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Hold my breath! I wish
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Thank you for this ode to our beloved bard 😊
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Yay! That's a wonderful tribute David! And a happy birthday to Don. xx 😊🎉🎈🎂🎁🎀
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Brilliant 👏 👏 👏
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Thanks Danielmystar. I've just woken up to read your comment and to tell you I've just had the most extraordinary dream, meeting the British actor Michael Denison and his wife Dulcie Gray. Do you know of them? It was so extraordinary that I think I'm going to write it up and post it later this week!
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Please do id love it thank you
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A great tribute to our wonderful friend on his coming birthday x
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Hi Greenthorn. Lovely tribute to Don. I sang silently to myself because I sqwak rather than sing. Happy Birthday to DON.
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Brilliant! Found myself singing along. Happy Birthday Don. Hope it’s a good one xx
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Happy birthday Don 🎂🥳🎉🎈🎁🎊
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Wonderful Greenthorn! The tune was going through my head as I read it! Lovely tribute to Don!
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Well thanks, that proves it kind of works!
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Superb tribute to celebrate Don’s big birthday!
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Thanks BB ...it just sort of came to me to have a go - life' s all about breathing innit!
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Brilliant and happy birthday Don 🐞
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Brilliant thank you for the tribute to Don . Wish I could sing it to him but might make it rain some more😀
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Rain is a blessing!
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Wonderful version of a great song Greenthorn ! and also loving the new profile pic Don 😍
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