British Lung Foundation, always there to help.

The boy stood on the burning deck

Coughing and gasping "Flipping heck."

"I think I'm going to breath my last

If I don't do something very fast".

He had a badge with a big red balloon

That he had found in the Captain's room.

What's this he asked in consternation?

"Is it the British Lung Foundation?"

"Yes," he heard his mate intone,

As he handed the lad his mobile phone.

"Ring this number and ask for advice",

The lad didn't need telling twice.

The lady answered with this useful tip,

"First, get off that ****** ship!!"

[sassy59]

😂😂that’s so funny Don. Excellent. Xxx❤️💕❤️💜

[Snackjack]

Excellent advice😂😂😂

[CDPO16]

Inspired as always Don xx

[Damon1864 Volunteer]

So funny Don thank you for making us laugh. Have a lovely day and take care 😊 Bernadette and Jack 🐕 xxxxxx

[tomc]

HEHE, Brilliant Don Keep them coming regards from Tom.

[Badbessie]

Lol. Don. Again a truly exceptional ditty ( if I dare call such an excellent rhyme that). It reminds me of another Limerick I heard in the military about a boy on a burning deck. However it is not repeatable in such gentle company.

[Patk1]

Haha brilliannt Don xx

[Karenanne61]

🤣🤣🤣

[Izb1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😘x

[Jaybird19]

Don you are brilliant !

[Katinka46]

Brilliant! Thank you. Had us both gigglingxx

[dunnellon]

Good one Don! Thanks for the giggle! Needed one this morning for sure.

[RoadRunner44]

Brilliant!

[HollyBoyd]

Tremendous humour Don, thank you for the chuckle xxx😊

[HungryHufflepuff]

Thank you Don 😊 I hope you realise just how much joy and laughter your poems bring. (I’m sure you do) 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑

[Caspiana]

,🥰😍

[OOB_Tigger]

Brilliant 😂 🤣 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 😘

[Gladwyn]

Another great one 😂😂😂

[Thepainterswife]

🤣😂🤣😂 x

[Danielmystar]

Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

[Yatzy]

We can always rely on you, Don! 🤣😂 Thanks so much….cheered me up before my flu jab this morning 😷 💉 😬 xx

[HighGables]

Very good Don, well done.Jax🐶x

[johnderby]

😂😂😂

[Fircone]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[MoyB]

🤣🤣🤣 xxMoy

[Lilylung]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Walkwalkwalk]

Absolutely priceless Don.

[Aingeful]

Trust you!!!😂😂😂

[leo60]

😂😂😂 xx

[watergazer]

Great work Don x

[Nicholatracy]

So funny. Thank you 🐞

[Mavary]

🥴😁😂🤣

[Debs_ALUK Partner British Lung Foundation]

Lovely title Don thank you. Have not taken a call from a ship yet, but there is still time 😀

[Hidden in reply to Debs_ALUK]

Thanks Debs, I'm sure if you do the ****** will be replaced by "burning" no matter what naughty members might think. 🤣x

[Muglow]

Brilliant Don. 👍😂😂😂💖🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[Kimlu]

🤣 x

[DeeBee60]

😅😂🤣 very good!