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A burglar breaks into a house and while he's searching for valuables he hears,

"Jesus is watching you."

He looks around but only sees a parrot in the corner. He walks up to the parrot and asks,

"Are you the little guy who was talking to me?"

The parrot says,

"Yes, my name is Ronald."

The burglar laughs and says

"What kind of idiot gives a parrot a stupid name like that."

The parrot laughs and says,

"The same idiot who names his Pitbull Jesus."

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Really like that, made me laugh.🀣🀣🀣

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🀣🀣🀣

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Very good, made me laugh. Jax 🐢x

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Good one 🐞

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