Will this have you in stitches?

[2greys]

Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on.

"I'm about to close,' the surgeon says.

The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let you do that! I'll close my own incision!"

The doctor hands him the thread and says, "Suture self".

[sassy59]

🙄excellent 2greys 😂xx

[Snackjack]

Liked that.

[Annie31]

Brilliant! I love these 'play on word' jokes😁

[2greys in reply to Annie31]

Not many people know it, but the Devil actually wears a wig. You'd never know if you weren't told - it's a perfect fit. Anyway, down in the world of fire and brimstone one guy did find out, and he decided to have a little practical joke. So one night, he sneaks past the guardian demons and manages to get all the way into Satan's bed chamber, whereupon he steals the hair-piece and makes good his escape.

Well, of course the Devil was most displeased by this, and he rounds up his demons, and demands to know which of them had been so lazy as to let someone sneak past them. Naturally, none of them owns up, which makes him even madder: So he calls a general meeting of everyone in the underworld: everyone has to attend.

The meeting is held in a huge cavern, and it's absolutely packed (except for the odd gap in the crowd, where there's a lava-pit or bottomless fissure in the floor). As Satan steps up to speak, everyone sees that he's got no hair, and peals of laughter start echoing out around the hall.

The devil bellows at them to be quiet, and a deadly hush falls.

"Whoever stole it," he shouts, "had better return it immediately!" And here he paused for effect...

"Or else there'll be Hell Toupee!"

[Annie31 in reply to 2greys]

😬😁😂😂😂

[MoyB in reply to 2greys]

🤣🤣🤣

[hypercat54]

Oh dear 😁👍 x

[madonbrew]

😂😂😂

[leo60]

Thank you 😂😂😂 xx

[Collienut]

😂😂😂

[MoyB]

Where on earth are you finding these? They are really making me laugh. Thank you! xx Moy

[Fircone]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[shouty]

🤣

[Shirleyj]

😀😀😀

[Margaret_craft]

Brilliant 2greys. 😂 x

[majji]

Love it lol

[Alberta56]

Congratulations ;You have come up with a joke which my daughter (joke book specialist) has never heard before.😂😂😂🤣

[Nicholatracy]

Loved it, very funny 🐞