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To those who saw my random post about my lost shoe...

It’s the funniest thing...I can’t stop laughing

I just went to get into bed, and there along with Mr Bear and all my teddy family, upon my pillow was my shoe!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

So I must have slept for 2 nights with my shoe🤣🤣🤣

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HungryHufflepuff profile image
HungryHufflepuff

Perhaps one of your bears borrowed your shoe? I often wonder how things one has searched for everywhere just turn up right in full view. 🐻

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madonbrew in reply toHungryHufflepuff

Hmm, I reckon they are all looking innocently suspicious! I think they were in it together! 😂

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madonbrew

I’ve just figured how my shoe ended up where it was...although I’m not sure why I kept it there....it was to kill a mosquito 🦟...maybe I thought I’d keep it there in case another was buzzing about 😂😂😂

I’m crying with laughter at my own expense!

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Suzie42 in reply tomadonbrew

I think that's hilarious....its well known that mosquitoes are attracted to foot odour, that would be last implement I would have on my pillow, it would attract them 🤣🤣🤣🥿🌼

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madonbrew in reply toSuzie42

Lol... it’s a good job my face isn’t covered in bites hey! 😂

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sassy59

Oh Dee, that really made me laugh. So funny. Xxx😂😂😂💕

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madonbrew in reply tosassy59

Me and my parents ..and Ben...laughed ourselves to sleep last night! I was just trying to think why my shoe would be with my bears, on my pillow and it suddenly came to me! The mosquito 🦟, that had subsequently landed in Teddy’s lap!!!! Ah, everything is making sense now...so I got a tissue for the mosquito 🦟 and I must have gotten side tracked & forgot about my shoe.

😂😂😂

Oh my days...Miss Ditzy her very self!!! 😂😂😂

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sassy59 in reply tomadonbrew

Oh well Dee, never mind, at least you have your shoe now. Xxx😂💕🌈

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madonbrew in reply tosassy59

Yes, phewww, at last!!! 😊

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Ergendl

That's really brightened my day. Beats trying to put the kettle in the fridge.

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madonbrew in reply toErgendl

That’s quite a good one too!

When I worked in a rest home my manager declared that her daughter had taken her for a sandwich at Bus Stop....Subway has never been the same again 😂😂😂

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Suzie42 in reply tomadonbrew

This reminds me of years ago when my mum said "I can't find my mad cow, im sure i bought it." I looked at her in amazement and said what are you talking about. "She said "you know you know the mad cow cheese".....she meant laughing cow !! 🤣🤣🐄🐄🐄

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katieoxo60 in reply toSuzie42

Ha Ha

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madonbrew in reply toSuzie42

Hahaha 😂

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Cade1

That is so funny 🤣🤣🤣

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madonbrew

Seriously, 2 days we’ve been hunting high and low for that shoe! 🤣🤣🤣

in reply tomadonbrew

I was going to say that it left you bear footed, but it would only make everybody groan. 😉

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MoyB

That's given me a good laugh this morning! At least you've been able to work out how it got there.

Our daughter seems to live her life alongside a mischievous phantom who moves things and eventually places them in plain sight, maybe months after they've gone missing. It happened with a camera. It was 'definitely lost'. Everyone in the household had looked for it including her boyfriend's parents and sister. She asked for a new one for Christmas and we obliged. About three months later she phoned to say the old camera had returned. It was in her wardrobe on the shelf at eye level when she opened the door. She said it was so obviously there that it just couldn't have been missed, especially as she and her boyfriend had been using the wardrobe on a daily basis all that time. Another time, her daughter's brand new school polo shirt went missing. That also turned up in a wardrobe (her daughter's this time). Again, it was on the shelf at eye level and couldn't be missed! Again, it was missing for about three months and she'd had to buy another one. There it was, still in its cellophane packaging and she had been in and out of the wardrobe on a daily basis all that time! It was too high up for her daughter to get to, so not a prank, and by this time she was happily married to a different chap, living in a different part of the country. Her Pandora bracelet went missing too and turned up on top of her knickers in the drawer she goes to daily!! I could go on - we have quite a list!!

Anyway, I'm glad you solved the mystery of the shoe and had a good laugh into the bargain!

xx Moy

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katieoxo60 in reply toMoyB

Glad I am not the only one with gremlins in the house :)

in reply toMoyB

Spooky! 😯x

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MoyB in reply to

It really IS spooky, Don! When she lived with her ex boyfriend and his family she got up to go to the loo one night and saw a man she didn't recognise. She woke the boyfriend and soon everyone was up looking for the man! There was no sign of an intruder and all the doors were locked. When my daughter described the man, her boyfriend's mother went as white as a sheet and said it was the exact description of a family member who had lived in the house but had passed over some years earlier. My daughter had never met him. They then had a short period of time when things would be moved in the kitchen. Everyone blamed the boyfriend for playing tricks but he always swore he had nothing to do with it!

My daughter is not one for flights of fancy, but she really was shaken by this turn of events.

Whenever things get 'lost' and then 'returned' we say it's Pop playing games again. Pop was my father who had a wicked sense of humour. She is ok with that as she thinks he would only have fun with her and she likes to think he's still about.

xx

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madonbrew in reply toMoyB

I’m glad you had a chuckle 🤭 It’s good to laugh!!

How strange isn’t it Moy! All the mysteries!

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Suzie42

Gosh we all need a laugh, you are very funny 🤗🤣

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joyce74

One day last week I got up before 6 in the dark, slipped on my shoes . It was a while before I noticed on my left foot I had a righted footed brown coloured shoe and on my right was a right footed maroon coloured one. Definitely losing it. Yesterday went from room to room for fifteen minutes searching for my glasses which I found in my hand .

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madonbrew in reply tojoyce74

Oh oh! What’s going on with us all?! 😂

Maybe we’re to create the trendy new look?

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joyce74 in reply tomadonbrew

I’m just glad I’m not the only one doing silly things we can have a laugh about😂

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watergazer

🤣🤣🤣🤣 those bears are rascals doing that to you. X thank goodness it’s turned up and 🤞no more mosquitoes x

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madonbrew in reply towatergazer

I know...they can be a bit cheeky sometimes...wonder where they learnt that from? 😊

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Beachballs

This is so funny and kept me laughing , we need posts like this in the gloomy days of winter ! Glad the shoe turned up 😂😂x

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madonbrew in reply toBeachballs

It’s been a funny post & I love everyone sharing their funny stories too! Laughter is definitely very important! 😂

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Rosie78

Glad you found your shoe Dee,

this reminds me of when my son worked in a 'independent 'high end' store in customer services.

and one day a very upset lady rang the store to say that her very expensive brand name boots had been delivered to her home but she could not find them. She had asked for them to be put in the white parcel box by her door.

My son apologised and refunded her and 6 months later a man rang the store ( he had just moved into this ladies house) and told my son he had been outside in his recently moved into garden and had just been about to throw some vegtable peelings into the compost bin when there at the bottom sat a pair of branded still in the stores logo bag ladies size 6 boots!

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madonbrew in reply toRosie78

That is really funny! So all that time the lady never found them!? 😂😂😂

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Rosie78 in reply tomadonbrew

Apparently the compost bin was white also 😂😂 so because she was obviously a bit of a non gardener she never found them!

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hypercat54

PMSL! You are supposed to put shoes on your feet, not your head 😁😁

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madonbrew in reply tohypercat54

Must have been having an upside down moment 🙃

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hypercat54 in reply tomadonbrew

😁😁 x

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Oshgosh

Specsavers ? I don’t know wy. I’m laughing.

I have vari focals and regularly can’t find some thing which is under my nose.enjoy your shoe.

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madonbrew in reply toOshgosh

It’s terrible isn’t it! My eyes are definitely getting worse these days!

Oshgosh profile image
Oshgosh

Last Christmas,I bought 1 of m grandsons 2 David walliams books.

I wrapped them up and haven’t seen them since.

Have searched,and searched.

Am totally at a loss.

I’ve bought him the latest Walliams book,took no chances didnt wrap it up !!

An shining,thank goodness.

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madonbrew in reply toOshgosh

Tried looking on your pillow? ...or the fridge seem to be quite a popular hiding place! 🤣🤣🤣

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