Dated 1st April 2020.
SORRY self-censored to protect the naïve.
Message from the PM.: Dated 1st April... - Lung Conditions C...
Message from the PM.
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Hurrah. Naughty Don!!
He forgot to say the tax would be lifted.. I’m surprised he doesn’t cut the tax on cigarettes as the powers that be seem to get rid, of us oldies. I read that Doctors had to decide who would die and who would get ventilated.
• in reply toAzure_Sky
Did you notice George was having a good laugh there? 😉x
They keep cigarette/tobacco taxes high to fund the NHS. Smokers often have a shorter lifespan which can reduce the state's spending on social care and pensions.
Thought you were being serious for a moment there Don. Should have known better. 😁💗 xx
• in reply tohypercat54
Well I didn't realise it was a fake
Until it was far too late. (Hic!)
hypercat54• in reply to
If we are going to get wed
You mustn't be so easily led! xx
• in reply tohypercat54
😂😍😘
sassy59• in reply to
What! Why haven’t I heard about this wedding! When will it now take place? I have my hat at the ready. Lol xx 😂😂😂💖💕
Yes we are engaged and are moving to Japan if Cas can swing it. You can be best woman sassy. 👩🦳🎈✨ xx
Oh that sounds amazing Bev. Thank you I’d love to be best woman. X 🥰💕😘🌹
😁🤩🧡 xx
• in reply tohypercat54
I said China you chump not Japan. China where things are getting back to normal. No wonder I couldn’t find you. 🙄
hypercat54• in reply to
Oh dear. Sorry my beloved 😋😘💞 xx
hypercat54• in reply to
😍💘 xx
Very naughty Don and I love it. Xxx
Oh, yes, I love it! Can't stop laughing!
I have been following his edict for the last 50 yrs and have never had the virus so just for once Boris is telling the truth,it is a definite anti viral and i have been hoarding it ever since,no bloody food in the larder but who cares,i will die happy and ever so pissed in the process. 
Scruff's is teetotal btw x
Perhaps Scruffs stays sober ,so that she can keep an eye on things ?
Hope you are both safe and well.
I will happily post you as many packets of chicken soup as you want skis! 🧡🧡xx
As long as they are at least 40 % proof bev i will happily accept your offer. xx
How about dehydrated whiskey? Just add water 😁 x
Curiously i have always had an adverse reaction to Whiskey and a massive headache and sore throat after drinking it and i fear i would be self isolating before i was even p ***ed,Gin or Rum will do nicely. xx
Oh add toilet water to that then...xx
Good excuse to drink my Plymouth Navy Gin!
J
• in reply tojudes
57% ABV ? That should do it, especially when in self-isolation when there's no question of sharing. 😁
Anybody NOTICED, that this is Dated 1st APRIL? Someone is Very Sick, indeed....
Unless, this sort of, 'Humour' appeals, just disregard it- no really.
AndrewT
• in reply toAndrewT
Most people seeing the name of the poster would realise that it was total crap. I rarely post anything else. 🙄
Oshgosh• in reply to
Loving your reply Don
majji• in reply to
You do not post crap Cap'n - I would suggest calling them little nuggets of mirth and wisdom! x Please keep them coming x
• in reply tomajji
Good to see you feeling up to posting, Margaret, I can imagine you finding it difficult to deal with, the suspension of the treatment. Keeping smiling is good. 😁
majji• in reply to
I think my indignation was a prime factor in posting Cap'n and now I must get off to bed so wishing one and all a peaceful night - and yes no point in not smiling or one might forget how to . . . . x
Yup Don that’s the one, once Navy always Navy😋
LOL!! Get the bottles out darling 😄😁👍
Sorry I missed this email one Don. Would love to have read it. Can you message it to me?
Have a good day
X
• in reply toCorin1950
It was a photo which I can't attach to a chat message to you, sorry.
watergazer• in reply to
I missed it too Don -x
Oh I thought you’d written a rhyme about the PM.
I would have liked to see that!
X
😳😲
I missed this one too, Don! Shame, it sounds as though it was a good one. xx Moy
Oh you silly man publish and be damned,and you always call me the sensitive one. x
• in reply toskischool
If these were normal times then I would agree with you, but they are not. We have people visiting the site who are not used to our crack-pot ways and could be adversely affect by reading the spurious PM letter. I don't remember calling you sensitive, I thought smarmy was the word I used. Neither, of course, are true. 🤣x
Re mssage from pm
'"You are wicked, but i do love you "
I didnt realise but im not very quick.
I'm not good at puns either and my stepson keeps sending them. This arrived after i sent him comment abou china
Wai Sho Ping cautioned by police for stockpiling.
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