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Dated 1st April 2020.

SORRY self-censored to protect the naïve.

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Jaybird19 profile image
Jaybird19

Hurrah. Naughty Don!!

Azure_Sky profile image
Azure_Sky

He forgot to say the tax would be lifted.. I’m surprised he doesn’t cut the tax on cigarettes as the powers that be seem to get rid, of us oldies. I read that Doctors had to decide who would die and who would get ventilated.

in reply toAzure_Sky

Did you notice George was having a good laugh there? 😉x

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Michele-Cat in reply toAzure_Sky

They keep cigarette/tobacco taxes high to fund the NHS. Smokers often have a shorter lifespan which can reduce the state's spending on social care and pensions.

fullfact.org/economy/does-s...

hypercat54 profile image
hypercat54

Thought you were being serious for a moment there Don. Should have known better. 😁💗 xx

in reply tohypercat54

Well I didn't realise it was a fake

Until it was far too late. (Hic!)

hypercat54 profile image
hypercat54 in reply to

If we are going to get wed

You mustn't be so easily led! xx

in reply tohypercat54

😂😍😘

sassy59 profile image
sassy59 in reply to

What! Why haven’t I heard about this wedding! When will it now take place? I have my hat at the ready. Lol xx 😂😂😂💖💕

hypercat54 profile image
hypercat54 in reply tosassy59

Yes we are engaged and are moving to Japan if Cas can swing it. You can be best woman sassy. 👩‍🦳🎈✨ xx

sassy59 profile image
sassy59 in reply tohypercat54

Oh that sounds amazing Bev. Thank you I’d love to be best woman. X 🥰💕😘🌹

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hypercat54 in reply tosassy59

😁🤩🧡 xx

in reply tohypercat54

I said China you chump not Japan. China where things are getting back to normal. No wonder I couldn’t find you. 🙄

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hypercat54 in reply to

Oh dear. Sorry my beloved 😋😘💞 xx

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hypercat54 in reply to

😍💘 xx

sassy59 profile image
sassy59

Very naughty Don and I love it. Xxx

RoadRunner44 profile image
RoadRunner44

Oh, yes, I love it! Can't stop laughing!

skischool profile image
skischool

I have been following his edict for the last 50 yrs and have never had the virus so just for once Boris is telling the truth,it is a definite anti viral and i have been hoarding it ever since,no bloody food in the larder but who cares,i will die happy and ever so pissed in the process. :)

Scruff's is teetotal btw x

Oshgosh profile image
Oshgosh in reply toskischool

Perhaps Scruffs stays sober ,so that she can keep an eye on things ?

Hope you are both safe and well.

skischool profile image
skischool in reply toOshgosh

Somebody in the house has to be sober,who do you think switches off the lights at night as mine go out.thank you we are both well. :)

hypercat54 profile image
hypercat54 in reply toskischool

I will happily post you as many packets of chicken soup as you want skis! 🧡🧡xx

skischool profile image
skischool in reply tohypercat54

As long as they are at least 40 % proof bev i will happily accept your offer. :) xx

hypercat54 profile image
hypercat54 in reply toskischool

How about dehydrated whiskey? Just add water 😁 x

skischool profile image
skischool in reply tohypercat54

Curiously i have always had an adverse reaction to Whiskey and a massive headache and sore throat after drinking it and i fear i would be self isolating before i was even p ***ed,Gin or Rum will do nicely. :) xx

hypercat54 profile image
hypercat54 in reply toskischool

Oh add toilet water to that then...xx

judes profile image
judes

Good excuse to drink my Plymouth Navy Gin!

J

in reply tojudes

57% ABV ? That should do it, especially when in self-isolation when there's no question of sharing. 😁

Oshgosh profile image
Oshgosh

Nice one,Don,

We are having a chuckle here.hope you and Midge are well.

Damon1864 profile image
Damon1864Volunteer

🤣🤣 good one Don

Have a good night and stay safe 😊 Bernadette xxx

AndrewT profile image
AndrewT

Anybody NOTICED, that this is Dated 1st APRIL? Someone is Very Sick, indeed....

Unless, this sort of, 'Humour' appeals, just disregard it- no really.

AndrewT

in reply toAndrewT

Most people seeing the name of the poster would realise that it was total crap. I rarely post anything else. 🙄

Oshgosh profile image
Oshgosh in reply to

Loving your reply Don

majji profile image
majji in reply to

You do not post crap Cap'n - I would suggest calling them little nuggets of mirth and wisdom! x Please keep them coming x

in reply tomajji

Good to see you feeling up to posting, Margaret, I can imagine you finding it difficult to deal with, the suspension of the treatment. Keeping smiling is good. 😁

majji profile image
majji in reply to

I think my indignation was a prime factor in posting Cap'n and now I must get off to bed so wishing one and all a peaceful night - and yes no point in not smiling or one might forget how to . . . . x

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majji in reply toAndrewT

I think it is extremely humorous - we need lighter moments in the current situation - I am dealing with bronchiectasis and cancer and have no idea when my next treatment will be scheduled - it made me laugh for which I am extremely grateful!

judes profile image
judes

Yup Don that’s the one, once Navy always Navy😋

MELNEL profile image
MELNEL

LOL!! Get the bottles out darling 😄😁👍

Corin1950 profile image
Corin1950

Sorry I missed this email one Don. Would love to have read it. Can you message it to me?

Have a good day

X

in reply toCorin1950

It was a photo which I can't attach to a chat message to you, sorry.

watergazer profile image
watergazer in reply to

I missed it too Don -x

Corin1950 profile image
Corin1950

Oh I thought you’d written a rhyme about the PM.

I would have liked to see that!

X

Ergendl profile image
Ergendl in reply toCorin1950

Sadly we've been put on the naughty step for being too political at times.

Dilly2 profile image
Dilly2

😳😲

MoyB profile image
MoyB

I missed this one too, Don! Shame, it sounds as though it was a good one. xx Moy

skischool profile image
skischool

Oh you silly man publish and be damned,and you always call me the sensitive one. :) x

in reply toskischool

If these were normal times then I would agree with you, but they are not. We have people visiting the site who are not used to our crack-pot ways and could be adversely affect by reading the spurious PM letter. I don't remember calling you sensitive, I thought smarmy was the word I used. Neither, of course, are true. 🤣x

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skischool in reply to

Bitch :) x

in reply toskischool

😘x

Jaybird19 profile image
Jaybird19

Re mssage from pm

'"You are wicked, but i do love you "

I didnt realise but im not very quick.

I'm not good at puns either and my stepson keeps sending them. This arrived after i sent him comment abou china

Wai Sho Ping cautioned by police for stockpiling.

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