Sitting in the waiting room
With my hacking cough
I think for just a minute
I must have nodded off
I dreamt of what I'd come for
And the doctor I would see
I had my script all ready
Because quick you have to be.
Good morning Mr Don
How are you today
Let me help you with your coat
I hope you've time to stay.
How are all your family
And your little Midge
I'm glad to hear although she's old
And hasn't crossed that bridge.
Now tell me what the problem is
Complete as you can be
Perhaps before you start on that
You would like a cup of tea
Then suddenly I'm wide awake
Standing outside in the road
With a prescription in my hand
Oh well, I should have knowed.