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Beggars can't be choosers.

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Beggars can't be choosers

That's what I've been told

It doesn't really mean a lot

Until you get quite old.

You pay for work completed

Make sure that it is done

So begging won't come into it

Because you hold the gun

But all those tiny little jobs

That no one does for pay

Which you alas can no longer do

But will happen every day

You need a bit of help with those

When your mind is in a fog

Who the will come and lend a hand?

I'll leave the begging to my dog.

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RoadRunner44

There are so many of us who are in that situation Don. As usual you have used your gift to put our feelings into rhyme. Gone are the days when there was an odd job man who could help out with those little jobs.

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sassy59

You have to be so careful these days Don. Love your poetry. Xxx 💖😘

in reply tosassy59

I heard of a site where ex-policemen do odd jobs for you. So I contacted them about some fencing work. Surprise, surprise, the chap didn't turn up as promised. That was some time ago and he phoned me last week apologising.

Now I know that some ladies on here have sons in the police forces so I don't want to say any more on the matter .🤐 trustinblue.com

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sassy59 in reply to

Hello, hello, hello, that wasn’t very good just not turning up.

I don’t know about any ladies but I have a son who’s a police officer. 😘 I wouldn’t do his job for all the tea in China and I do like my tea. Lol. Xxxx 😀💖😘

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Bingo88 in reply tosassy59

Hope your Son keeps safe. All respect for the Police. And Emergency services has nearly gone. Sentences need to be treble for Attacking Emergency Services. Plus hard labour to stop making jail so cushy. They are better looked after than us . Hope you both have a good day.. BRIAN

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sassy59 in reply toBingo88

Thank you Brian, I agree. Enjoy your day too. Xxx 😘

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Izb1

You put it down so well Don, all these little jobs that we can no longer do make you very frustrated. Can just see Midge begging somebody to do a little job for him, mmm, perhaps I will rephrase that to read, a little work for him lol x

in reply toIzb1

Best rephrase it again Luv, Midge is a she. 😁 But you are right about her little jobs, I wish she would beg someone else to pick those up for her. 😂

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Izb1 in reply to

Gosh, never get it right do I Don x

in reply toIzb1

Don't worry about it, you always have a 50/50 chance. 😉

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JANET127

That is so true Mr Don! My handiman died in May. Its a struggle without him! I hire a kid from the street to do the little chores,I can no longer do!He loves it when I give him $5.00 to reset things around here that are computerized! I have no clue! Beautiful poem! Janet127

in reply toJANET127

Over here the Boy Scouts used to have 'Bob-a-job' weeks and I used to get them doing jobs which I either didn't need doing or I could easily do myself (It was for charity). Where are they now when I need them? The kids around here are too wealthy, I doubt I could afford them if they got off their backsides anyway. Mr.Grumpy & Midge xx

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HungryHufflepuff

Good to see you got your rhyming mojo back 👍

Patsy164 profile image
Patsy164

Nice one Don you haven’t lost it after all. Very true though x

hypercat54 profile image
hypercat54

Lovely Don. I need help now but don't get it. Unless I pay of course. x

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Jaybird19 in reply tohypercat54

Pay ,yes you expect to do that. For more than two weeks i couldnt find anyone to carry my dead microwave downstairs from my kitchen to take it to local tip. Business advertising any job yes ,at a price £250 minimum charge ,or another at £79 min charge and pay per item. Even then not interested. No one interested . Eventually i did find someone who lived nearby with a minimum charge of £35 but this lovely man not only reduced this to £20, he showed compassion ( and took his shoes off to save marking my carpet)

Too many new houses round here now and not enough workers to do the work . Difficult especially when you have been independent and fit enough to do all these things yourself. I carried that microwave up stairs 8 years ago but now i cannot lift it off the floor.

Had the same trouble getting the new one delivered . DPD are" not insured to cross your doorstep " and actually took it back when i would only sign for it when it was up stairs in the kitchen as requested.!

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hypercat54 in reply toJaybird19

I am surprised your local council doesn't have the service of taking items away for a small fee. This costs around £14 for the first item and £4 per additional one. They will even (by arrangement) take it from your home. x

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pegbl

Oh so true, I have so many little jobs that need doing you can't get an odd job man these days.....they've all disappeared....even my gardener is not very reliable can't guarantee these days he'll turn up to cut the lawn, never mind the extra jobs I'd like him to do in the garden. !!!!

Peg Xxx

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knitter

Changing the ceiling light bulbs when they fizzle out......even the long lasting ones eventually die.....impossible for me now.

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Jaybird19 in reply toknitter

Last year i was quoted £60 to change a light bulb so i changed electricity company to UtilityWarehouse who replaced all bulbs with leds that last and last, supply new ones if they do go. Unfortunately they only post those but the first ones were installed by them in a visit by a fully equipped van. About 20-k25 bulbs in all. So when those go if iam still here then i will be sitting in the dark too

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SORRELHIPPO

In the UK I have found Age UK very useful. Yes you pay for the jobs, but the people will be checked.

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Caspiana

I'd help you Don if I lived nearby. xx 😊

You've already helped me Cas from where you are and I expect many others too. Your calm determination is a lesson for us all. 😍😘x

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Caspiana in reply to

Not so calm nowadays unfortunately Don. (See latest rant disguised as innocent post). 😂 xx

in reply toCaspiana

You call that a rant? I'm trying to imagine what I'd be like if I had just gone through what you have. 😱 It doesn't bear thinking about.

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teenieleek

Have you asked your local council? Here there is a “minor jobs” service for the elderly. My mother has used it for things like new smoke alarm batteries, replacing light bulbs (she has very high ceilings), new hinges on a saggy cupboard etc. I think it costs £5 per visit and it’s retired tradesmen who do it.

in reply toteenieleek

That’s a thought thank you. Saggy cupboards 🤣 I’ve got those but never heard them called that before. I must start looking around the little jobs are pilling up.😕

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Jaybird19 in reply toteenieleek

Oh l will try that but they would only take my microwave if i put it outside the door and then charge me . £15 or £10 for pensioner.

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