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No vote for Midge.

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I went to place my vote today

My dog was quite distraught

She had nowhere to put her cross

Her life amounts to naught

I don't know who'd have got her vote

If she had one to give

Unless there was a butcher man

Standing where we live

I could tell she was unhappy

A right disgruntled pup

She left them a little message

I was quick to pick it up

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Caspiana

Oh poor Midge. 😒 Another fantastic point Don. Thank you. xx 😁

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Hacienda

Ha Ha, I think I'll Take Princess, she likes to pee on any opposition LOL, That put a Damper on it. xxx

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Whitechinchilla

🀣🀣🀣🀣

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sassy59

🀣πŸ€ͺ😬 very funny Don. Well done. Xxxxx

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Pantani

Again a wonderful poem Don, my wife and I both think you are as good as any previous bards.πŸ‘

Twinkle always goes to tell me who to vote for. Having a little toddle down to our polling station later.

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Yatzy

I’ll be taking two young grandchildren with me....hoping no calling cards from me, or shouting into the silence! Glad you’ve done your civic duty, but pity Midge decided to do hers too πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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skischool

oop here it's almost pointless going to cast your vote

Labour have a stranglehold and there are no other candidates of note

We have a mayor in Manchester who is nothing but a clown

Everything he does or says just makes me want to frown

This year dear Scruff's attended and offered the man her paws

Not many cats bother to vote and she received much applause

So my advice to you dear Don on every election day

Is let your 4 legged friend always have her say

They may not change the world or bring about much joy

And as far as vote rigging goes it's not much of a ploy

But it really is quite amusing when they they leave a little cross

And who they actually vote for matters not a toss

Ski's and a 4 legged tuna party voter x

β€’ in reply toskischool

Absolutely splendid, Skis! We are not supposed to talk politics here but we can't expect our pets to understand that. Midge decided that leaving a little 'message' there explained her feeling better that putting a cross on a bit of paper. πŸ˜‰

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skischoolβ€’ in reply to

A little party political banter does no harm Master Po but the deposits of our 4 legged companions do make a very good statement as you say. :) x

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Haciendaβ€’ in reply toskischool

I'm of out to the Polls

With my Little one who is Twee

she has had a Lot of Practice

And knows exactly were to Pee

I know the Left. & The Right we should not Debate

I Sincerely Like Farage, which I know you'll Hate.

XXXX

How's That Then !!!!

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skischoolβ€’ in reply toHacienda

Carino if you don't mind we'll put Nigel in the Skip

along with all the other nutters who voted for UKIP

But our policy of leaving politics firmly on the side

Makes the site a better place and no one has to hide xx

β€’ in reply toHacienda

I think we should ask Fleurbaby if his Prime minister has a sister. πŸ˜‰

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Kittykat2

Aw great Don another very clever Rhyme .πŸ‘πŸ»x

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Katinka46

Good for Midge. I think s lot of us feel like doing that.

K xx

β€’ in reply toKatinka46

She has no shame. πŸ™„

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SORRELHIPPOβ€’ in reply toKatinka46

Also not being party political, I feel like doing that on all of them.

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PMRPete

Just in case you didn't see this!

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-...

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Oh heck, better not let Midge see this, she missed a photo opportunity!🀭 Thanks Pete.

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WheezyAnne

Wonderful.

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watergazer

Great rhyme again

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Shirleyj

Good one Don x xπŸ˜‚

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majji

About time postal voting for dogs was brought in .......

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