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Appearances matter.

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You know that you've got really old

When the only fear you know.

Is when you go out dressed like this

Your incontinence pants don't show!

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newlands profile image
newlands

I agree Don

in reply to newlands

That's not a selfie BTW, but I have a watch like that. 😁

Caspiana profile image
Caspiana in reply to

😂😂😂😂😂

SquirrelsHolt profile image
SquirrelsHolt

Don we all love you on here....no matter if that's your real photo or not !!!x

HungryHufflepuff profile image
HungryHufflepuff

Oh Don that is too funny 😄

sassy59 profile image
sassy59

Whoo hoo Don! That’s cheered me up no end 👍🤣😂

Hacienda profile image
Hacienda

Hmmm He's a Hunk is he your Friend Don. ? His pants look Good to me. xxxxx

in reply to Hacienda

I don't remember any of my friends looking like that to be honest. It could be one of those little wimps at school who took the Charles Atlas course. 🙄

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Sandyeggo in reply to

Funny thing since I go to the gym at least 4X’s a week be it short or long stay I actually do know quite a few people who look like this chap although they ALL get their bodies waxed on the regular basis. If he were competing in physique he would lose a bunch of points for all the body hair. I’d pick my beer gut smooth skinned husband any day over that guy! LOL, I’m surprised w/all his arrogance he hasn’t found the hair dye aisle at the local shop but to each one his own

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skischool

That's why i gave up the body building Don,it turns your hair grey and my six pack is in the fridge.He can't even sew to put a button on his jeans.poor example of a modern man. :)

Ski's buttoned up xx

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Hacienda in reply to skischool

HA HA HA HA. xxx

Sandyeggo profile image
Sandyeggo in reply to skischool

And he needs to mow his chest! Although nobody would even notice if he peed his pants. LOL all you guys be it rhymes or replies gotta just love it🤙

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Kittykat2

😂😂😂 love your rhyme X

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SORRELHIPPO

I do know about the inco-pants, they now make ladies ones with pretty flowers on!!! As if anyone was going to get a look at them! What makes me wonder/giggle about the gent. is what audience is he playing to, I am now in my mid 60's and do not think I ever would have swooned for him. The film "The Magnificent Seven" (1960 version) had a collection of male stars who met the fantasy needs of all my group at college. I did have a friend, who when we saw "Every Which Way but Loose" said she thought Clyde was the best leading man she had seen!! so maybe orange hair would get a look in somewhere. Thanks for reminding me of my misspent youth.

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O2Trees

Gay icon for older gay men. Classic pose.

in reply to O2Trees

OMG Really? 😱

Michaela1965 profile image
Michaela1965 in reply to

Lol 😂

in reply to Michaela1965

I thought he was just showing us his new watch. 🙄

HungryHufflepuff profile image
HungryHufflepuff in reply to

Now that’s even funnier than the original post 😂🤣

O2Trees profile image
O2Trees in reply to HungryHufflepuff

Or (Mae West moment): is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? Or maybe not. But on reflection he could just feature in a body builder's calendar.

Sandyeggo profile image
Sandyeggo in reply to O2Trees

Or I’m thinking he’s an out of work tattoo artist who’s advertising himself to try and get some business-lol huh

O2Trees profile image
O2Trees in reply to Sandyeggo

Maybe . . .

Michaela1965 profile image
Michaela1965 in reply to HungryHufflepuff

Oh gosh yes 🤣🤣🤣

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skischool in reply to O2Trees

Jean,For somebody who is supposedly gay,he doesn't look very happy. sorry i am old enough to remember when the word being gay meant being cheerful and carefree.anyway that does it for me and i am binning the treadmill,getting a beer belly and visiting just for men for the black hair dye.thank god i haven't got a six pack.:)

Ski's and a bemused cat xx

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O2Trees in reply to skischool

Language changes Skis - better get used to it :D

Katinka46 profile image
Katinka46

Sigh.... Lowering the tone, as always.

K xx

in reply to Katinka46

Totally innocent here. 😇

Candyred profile image
Candyred

Phone number and address now please! .. I’m no caring which incontinence pants you wear.. 😂😂.. x

in reply to Candyred

Calm down Rosie, I know you’re only after one of his lungs. 😉

Candyred profile image
Candyred in reply to

Hahahaha bloody spat my tea out there!

Lost my breath .. eyes streaming .. still laughing though . . 😂

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Sandyeggo in reply to

OMG I’m LMAO at that one:”Rosie’s only after a lung”, I (Mary) would like to grab one of his heart valve’s and his rotator cuff please and since were parting him out I call dibs on his cervical vertebrae. I’m just guessing but human it seems would be better than the metal they’re talking about🤷‍♀️. Any of you characters got a Mobi-C or any first hand info on it? Would love to hear

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Hellodolly

Thank you for giving me a laugh this morning! When my coughing has been at its very worst and I have had to resort to high grade incontinence pants it was not a good feeling and the only thing I could do was turn it into black humour!!😂

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Margot13

Ouch, were his underpants and incontinence pad tight? Thanks, my first smile of the day.

Margot

Izb1 profile image
Izb1

Ha! Another good one. Must say about the picture, what a waste of his life, must spend 24/7 at the gym and on alot of steroids x

MoyB profile image
MoyB

Haha! Still chuckling here! xx Moy

Apparently the gentleman whose photo I pinched to illustrate my little rhyme about 'Appearances' is Anthony Varrecchia, who is 53 Years old. That is 34 years younger than me. I chose him because although he may look to have everything going for him, he just might be having to face one of the little problems affecting the elderly. I would like to point out to his lawyers that I know nothing at all about him and any comments about his life-style did not stem from me. Nice watch though. 😉

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lizzyw

You are a gem ,brightening our lives with your quirky sense of humour . Where do the ideas come from ? And all the replies just added to the fun . I’ll be chuckling all day so Thankyou folks 😀

in reply to lizzyw

It’s my defence again all the bad things with which I have to put up, Lizzy, helped along by a great bunch of people who are very generous with their feedback. 😀

Shirleyj profile image
Shirleyj

Corr...........😍😍😍xxx

in reply to Shirleyj

Behave! 🧐

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stamford1234

Ha ha ha. Don, you never fail to make me laugh. What a sight!

Don, you really are a tonic. I don't really belong on your BLF arm of HealthUnlocked - I'm a 'visitor' from LSN! I tried to get people to post funny messages for us, but they're too miserable, so I keep having to come back to you for a laugh! You never fail to disappoint. You should be cloned and given out on the NHS! Love you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😘

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ScouseTaffy in reply to

Hi, I'm on LSN too and have yet to raise an eyebrow x

in reply to ScouseTaffy

You're more than welcome to message on my 'Laughter is the Best Medicine' post? I've only had one funny-ish contribution so far...... Miserable lot! 😕

ScouseTaffy profile image
ScouseTaffy

By eck Don you've let yourself GO!

majji profile image
majji

His little ring is rather nice too ......

in reply to majji

🤭 Now stop this right there!! 😱

majji profile image
majji in reply to

Oh dear ... must I?

Nice eye candy......if I could type a whistle on here I would.

pegbl profile image
pegbl

Well I can't believe it.....that's what I keep telling the kids I want for a Christmas present and they won't believe me.....!!!!!!

Going to borrow your picture to show them 🤞🤞😂😂😂 you never know xxxx

Ohtwo profile image
Ohtwo

I didnt see a watch😊

in reply to Ohtwo

I bet you were close 🙄

Ohtwo profile image
Ohtwo in reply to

Sure was😁

Jabb-UK profile image
Jabb-UK in reply to Ohtwo

Hit the photo to see the whole thing.

Ohtwo profile image
Ohtwo in reply to Jabb-UK

To busy looking at the man to notice he was wearing a watch😊

What incontinence pants 😆

Thanks for cheering me up and from reading the posts on here I'm not the only one 😊

Patsy164 profile image
Patsy164

Don you really make me laugh 😂

Whitechinchilla profile image
Whitechinchilla

Thank you for making me laugh every time I read your posts!

It’s a morning tonic and better than any meds I take!! !

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