A fellow walked into a pub and bought a pie and a pint. Drank his pint, put the pie under his hat and left. Did the same for the next three days. The next day the barman said 'sorry no pies will crisps do? The fellow said OK. Drank his pint put the crisps under his hat and started to leave.
The barman called him back and asked why he put the crisps under his hat.
Fellow said 'Because you have no pies'
Thanks for that dak. Xx
Oh dear lol😂, my son told me a joke last time he came down. This young recrute in the army had to be told his mum had passed away, so the Sargent didn't know which way to break it to him, so the Corparol said " don't worry leave it to me, " so all the men came out onto the parade ground and the Corparol said " right men, those of you with mothers step forward" and then he said to this recruit "where do you think your going" ✋️😂
Thankyou, dak, I needed that laugh to start the day. Kind regards, Albert.
Thankyou, Stumpy; as an ex-serviceman, that is not far from the truth !! Kind regards, Albert.
Just returned from the Greek Islands
End Game. Advice on Palliative Care. 
So the boy on a winters morning wearing his matching coat and collar 💜
Issue but no diagnosis 
