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Two snowmen standing in a garden. One sniffs a couple of times and looks puzzled.

‘What’s up?’ asked the second one.

The first sniffed again and said;

‘Can you smell carrotsi?’

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sassy59

Love it xx ⛄️☃️

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Phil40 in reply tosassy59

There are about 5 awful jokes I remember like that which always make me smile.

And it is the season to be jolly apparently. At least that’s what the carol singers sang just before I threw a bucket of water out the window....

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mrsmummy in reply toPhil40

And one of my favourites:

What do you call the last three hairs on a dog's tail?

in reply tomrsmummy

I don't know, what DO you call the last 3 hairs on a dog's tail?

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mrsmummy in reply to

Dog hairs! :p

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breatheeasy1 in reply tomrsmummy

aaah....👍

in reply tomrsmummy

Dog ends?

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mrsmummy in reply to

See above.

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breatheeasy1 in reply tomrsmummy

Yes...come on...what DO you call them??!! I'm in suspense here 😂

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hypercat54

Very good. What is the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snowballs :) x

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breatheeasy1 in reply tohypercat54

😂😂 very good!

What’s brown & sticky?

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mrsmummy in reply to

Do I need to hover over the report button? :O

in reply tomrsmummy

Haha, no! Answer = a stick!!!

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jackdup in reply to

That made me laugh.

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breatheeasy1 in reply to

😂😂

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Phil40

Ok, last one.

White horse walked into a bar, the barman looked up and said; ‘Thats funny, I have a whisky named after you.’

White horse looked up and asked

‘What, Eric?’

in reply toPhil40

😂.. Dad was telling me he was listening to Swiss radio and how slow they spoke so I told him do you remember your favourite joke, he didn’t poor thing so I told him: ( I may have to edit this😉)

There a Swiss driver at the 🚦

red goes to green and he waits there, so the French driver behind gets rattled and shouts So William Tell, haven’t you shot the apple yet?

And the Swiss shouts back Hey Joan of Arc is your behind on 🔥 ?

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breatheeasy1 in reply toPhil40

😂 Thats good one too!!

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Inamoment

That is my favourite joke, it makes me laugh every time

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Phil40

Back of the net!

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Phil40

I am so broke I have had to close my chicken dating agency.

I just couldn’t make hens meet

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undine

a lovely selection of silly jokes - thanks all xx

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