How I hate my big toe nails,
They live too far way.
I can hardly reach down there
Cos fat gets in the way.
I know that it’s my own fault
That I’m now built that way.
But not being able to reach down there
Is a heavy price to pay.
Because I’m diabetic
I should get them cut for free.
Just walk in the doctor said
No trouble will it be.
So off I goes to where he said,
As quickly as I dare.
Just to find to my disgust
The rest of the town were there! :-0