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How I hate my big toe nails,

They live too far way.

I can hardly reach down there

Cos fat gets in the way.

I know that it’s my own fault

That I’m now built that way.

But not being able to reach down there

Is a heavy price to pay.

Because I’m diabetic

I should get them cut for free.

Just walk in the doctor said

No trouble will it be.

So off I goes to where he said,

As quickly as I dare.

Just to find to my disgust

The rest of the town were there! :-0

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PMRPete

We decided to have ours done at home.

I suppose it is a bit expensive, but the foot massage and the comfort is great.

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I've been having mine done at home, but £26 just to get my nails cut seemed a bit steep. Still, there was no way I was queuing for that long. 😡

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sassy59

Good to know you can get them done though Don if you don't mind joining the queue. Xx 😀👍

hilarious Don.

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Sheilab123

Oh Don, your writing's spot on! Though personally ( like Pete) they come to me now. It's not expensive and so worth it. Xx

😁😁😁😁 hilarious xxxxx

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Caspiana

That made me laugh Don. Thank you. xx 😅

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Scouser58

Hello Don-1931version,,,,well I am type 2 and go every 12 weeks for my feet to be looked at and my toe nails cut,,,it is rather nice to have somebody do the task that I cannot manage,,,,and it is so quick,,,,when I want to put cream on my dry feet,,I sit on the bed with my legs up and I can just about reach my heels and toes,,,,I had a change of meds and my weight has dropped from 134 kg in June 2016 to 107 kg July 2017,,,have a good trip when you get your nails done,,,ttfn from karen.

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hoping2improve

funny as ever. Thanks

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