I worry about my Feline chum
Her little face is rather glum
Perhaps she has our dreaded curse
Or maybe even something worse?
So i put an Oximeter on her Paw
She never moved and let out a snore
I measured about 95% on Sats
Which isn't bad for little cats
I would take her for a Spirometry test
But all she does is eat and rest
I quickly checked her Breathing Rate
I missed a Beat was i too late?
Thankfully all was normal no need to worry
If this is boring i,m truly sorry
Scruffy never had COPD after all
She just coughed up a huge Fur Ball
Written by
To view profiles and participate in discussions please join or log in .
Reply Like (27)Save post Report
Scruffy is a lovely cat
She's neither thin nor is she fat
Glad she's not got COPD
Cats and fur balls, that's how it has to be. Xxxx
Reply (7)Report
Hidden 7 years ago
Just what is needed, a Bard that's new.
I pass the baton on to you.
Reply (7)Report
No way Jose i,m a one trick pony
it,s still all yours you won,t get lonley.xx
Reply (5)Report
No Don you can't retire! Xx
Reply (0)Report
Is there any chance that my prob is a fur ball? I don't chew my hair even though it's plenty long enough to do so
Reply (4)Report
Hidden 7 years ago
I once put an oxymetre on my cats paw
It recorded zero, so that's the score
He obviously hasn't got copd
So I have still got my cat with me!
I couldn't imagine him with an oxygen mask
What's it for I could hear him ask?
How can I chase the garden mice
With this thing on - that's not nice.
Reply (6)Report
Try him on Salbutamol
Though be careful if his eyeballs roll
Seratide could be a better bet
But he might make his bedding wet
Try him on a Nebuliser
It might make him an early riser
But most of all observe his Sats
Thats what we do for our dear Cats
xxx
Reply (4)Report
I gave him the symbicort but he coughed even more
And the ventolin just made him snore
I told him to get off the evil weed
But he ignored me to go and feed
But to him I take off my hat
As he really is a lovely cat!
Reply (4)Report
Enough my talented bards,as i said before i'm a one trick pony i can not keep up!xx
Reply (3)Report
Reply (1)Report
COPD
Oh woe is me,
Enough of that
I'm just a cat.
I'm here to eat
And rest and play
So take your oxithingy
And go away.
Signed: Scruffy the cat
Reply (6)Report
Lovely
Reply (1)Report
Bugger iv'e started a written landslide of dubious verse
Its a veritable Sunami
I knew that things could only get worst
I'm off to rejoin the Army.xx
Reply (3)Report
Hidden 7 years ago
As long as you don't take your cat to the army
Coz that would be completely barmy!
Reply (3)Report
Blimey you lot you have been busy, well done! Xx
Reply (2)Report
I LOVE this!
Reply (2)Report
Scruffy is a pretty cat. Loved your ditty too
Reply (1)Report
Not what you're looking for? You may also like... Hi everyone,
My name is Angela. My mother was diagnosed with COPD a few months ago. We're still...
My mum is in hospital at the moment critically ill. She was admitted on Friday afternoon having...
Any help my 87 year old mum has severe copd had flare up 4 weeks ago
Admitted to hospital
Put on...
my sister was told last week she has copd by her heart dr. the did the breathing test said it was...
Thanks for the welcome. I live in Arkansas (USA) & will be moving back to Texas soon to be near...
View more posts