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Hearing Aids.

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Hearing aids are wonderful things,

They mean don't miss much.

You hear again the birds and bees,

Ticking clocks and such.

What people say about you

Cos they think you still can't hear.

You note to change your Will again

Those words will cost them dear.

They make you feel you're part of things

Where once you felt cut off.

But they don't half sound awful

When they amplify your cough!

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sassy59

Pardon ???? Sorry, couldn't resist. Xxxxxxxx

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skischool

Am i still in your will or have i blown it with my ode to your pearly whites.x

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WheezyAnne

Ha ha. Spot on, which reminds me I need to get retubed. The 'blumin Neb deafens me if I keep them in when I use it.

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