The Heatwave.

I'm sorry I complained now

In winter of the cold.

I envied things that hibernate

And put their lives on hold.

But now I've changed my mind

I see that I was wrong

As I sit here in the freezer

Wearing just a throng.

[sassy59]

Oh goodness me Don! Xxxxx

[Katinka46]

Too much information....

[Hidden in reply to Katinka46]

You should have seen the photo. I nearly posted!

[Magpuss in reply to Hidden]

😂😂😂😂 - go on, I dare you!

[Hidden in reply to Magpuss]

Behave!

[Magpuss in reply to Hidden]

......and who took the photo?

[Hidden in reply to Magpuss]

One of the other guys in here.

[stone-UK]

Hi

Sorry Don

Throng is wrong

Should be Thong

A Throng is group of people.

May be I'm wrong?

[Hidden]

I thought it was a bit crowded in here!

[Billiejean_2]

Photograph please. We want to see your thong

[mrsmummy in reply to Billiejean_2]

Well, you had to ask didn't you? See Hidden 's reply below.

[Billiejean_2 in reply to mrsmummy]

And who says size doesn't matter

[PMRPete]

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[skischool in reply to PMRPete]

brilliant.on the ball,you should be a newsnight presenter.Or at least on have i got news for you.

[Hidden in reply to PMRPete]

So funny Pete - a good start to Monday morning. 🤣

[MoyB in reply to PMRPete]

Brilliant!

[MoyB]

You've given me a good laugh this morning, Don! xx Moy

[Marie4punk]

Brilliant thank you made me smile

[moodygirl]

Got room in there for me Don? I won't look honest 😳

[Hidden in reply to moodygirl]

Oh okay. You can sit on the Tesco ready meals over there.

[carotopgal]

Made me laugh out loud!! Thank you!

[offalot]

When summer ends and days get shorter

I start to shiver and wish I'd bought a

Nice new fire cos it's gonna get colder

And there's no denying that I'm getting older.

But money's gone and winter's coming

How to cope?... My mind is humming...

I need to think, need inspiration,

Aha! I've got it! Hibernation!

Under the duvet with a bag of nuts

Squirrelled away - no ifs or buts

But... Let me say - don't get me wrong

By "nuts" I don't mean a holy throng!

Wake me up when the leaves are green

Though I might just wonder where I've been

But hibernation rhymes are a bit of a lark

So eat your heart out John Cooper Clarke 😁

[Hidden]

Brilliant! I'd not heard of Dr John Cooper Clarke till you mentioned him. I must get myself a life before it's too late.