It is a shame they cannot name
For COPD a cure.
That involves less exercise
Instead of saying more.
Inhalers and those tablets
Would no longer play a part.
Or eating lots of green stuff
That only makes you pass wind,
Fish and chips might do us good
And ice cream after that.
Because it's fighting CO PD
It wouldn't make us fat.
But what's the point of wishing,
It's never going to be.
We'd better stick with what we've got
At least for most it's free.