Today I'm due for 'Assessment',
I'm not sure what that's for.
To check my medication?
Do I need less or more?
Perhaps to check my mental health
They know I like to roam.
So now they might be wondering
If all my chairs are at home.
I did hear on the grapevine
One thing they have to rate.
Is when you get to be quite old
Should they resuscitate.
If they did get round to asking that,
I'd find it rather daunting,
And answer if they didn't
I'd come back to do some haunting.